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LIFTED MASKS
STORIES BY
SUSAN GLASPELL
1912
[Dedication]
To
THE MEMORY OF MY FRIEND
JENNIE PRESTON
CONTENTS
I "ONE OF THOSE IMPOSSIBLE AMERICANS"
II THE PLEA
III FOR LOVE OF THE HILLS
IV FRECKLES M'GRATH
V FROM A TO Z
VI THE MAN OF FLESH AND BLOOD
VII HOW THE PRINCE SAW AMERICA
VIII THE LAST SIXTY MINUTES
IX "OUT THERE"
X THE PREPOSTEROUS MOTIVE
XI HIS AMERICA
XII THE ANARCHIST: HIS DOG
XIII AT TWILIGHT
LIFTED MASKS
I
"ONE OF THOSE IMPOSSIBLE AMERICANS"
"N'avez-vous pas--" she was bravely demanding of the clerk when she
saw that the bulky American who was standing there helplessly
dangling two flaming red silk stockings which a copiously coiffured
young woman assured him were _bien chic_ was edging nearer her.
She was never so conscious of the truly American quality of her
French as when a countryman was at hand. The French themselves had
an air of "How marvellously you speak!" but fellow Americans
listened superciliously in an "I can do better than that myself"
manner which quite untied the Gallic twist in one's tongue. And so,
feeling her French was being compared, not with mere French itself,
but with an arrogant new American brand thereof, she moved a little
around the corner of the counter and began again in lower voice:
"_Mais, n'avez_--"
"Say, Young Lady," a voice which adequately represented the figure
broke in, "_you_, aren't French, are you?"
She looked up with what was designed for a haughty stare. But what
is a haughty stare to do in the face of a broad grin? And because it
was such a long time since a grin like that had been grinned at her
it happened that the stare gave way to a dimple, and the dimple to a
laughing: "Is it so bad as that?"
"Oh, not your French," he assured her. "You talk it just like the
rest of them. In fact, I should say, if anything--a little more so.
But do you know,"--confidentially--"I can just spot an American girl
every time!"
"How?" she could not resist asking, and the modest black hose she
was thinking of purchasing dangled against his gorgeous red ones in
friendliest fashion.
"Well, Sir--I don't know. I don't think it can be the
clothes,"--judicially surveying her.
"The clothes," murmured Virginia, "were bought in Paris."
"Well, you've got _me_. Maybe it's the way you wear 'em. Maybe
it's 'cause you look as if you used to play tag with your brother.
Something--anyhow--gives a fellow that 'By jove there's an American
girl!' feeling when he sees you coming round the corner."
"But why--?"
"Lord--don't begin on _why_. You can say _why_ to
anything. Why don't the French talk English? Why didn't they lay
Paris out at right angles? Now look here, Young Lady, for that
matter--_why_ can't you help me buy some presents for my wife?
There'd be nothing wrong about it," he hastened to assure her,
"because my wife's a mighty fine woman."
The very small American looked at the very large one. Now Virginia
was a well brought up young woman. Her conversations with strange
men had been confined to such things as, "Will you please tell me
the nearest way to--?" but preposterously enough--she could not for
the life of her have told why--frowning upon this huge American--fat
was the literal word--who stood there with puckered-up face swinging
the flaming hose would seem in the same shameful class with snubbing
the little boy who confidently asked her what kind of ribbon to buy
for his mother.
"Was it for your wife you were thinking of buying these red
stockings?" she ventured.
"Sure. What do you think of 'em? Look as if they came from Paris all
right, don't they?"
"Oh, they look as though they came from Paris, all right," Virginia
repeated, a bit grimly. "But do you know"--this quite as to that
little boy who might be buying the ribbon--"American women don't
always care for all the things that look as if they came from Paris.
Is your wife--does she care especially for red stockings?"
"Don't believe she ever had a pair in her life. That's why I thought
it might please her."
Virginia looked down and away. There were times when dimples made
things hard for one.
Then she said, with gentle gravity: "There are quite a number of
women in America who don't care much for red stockings. It would
seem too bad, wouldn't it, if after you got these clear home your
wife should turn out to be one of those people? Now, I think these
grey stockings are lovely. I'm sure any woman would love them. She
could wear them with grey suede slippers and they would be so soft
and pretty."
"Um--not very lively looking, are they? You see I want something to
cheer her up. She--well she's not been very well lately and I
thought something--oh something with a lot of _dash_ in it, you
know, would just fill the bill. But look here. We'll take both.
Sure--that's the way out of it. If she don't like the red, she'll
like the grey, and if she don't like the--You like the grey ones,
don't you? Then here"--picking up two pairs of the handsomely
embroidered grey stockings and handing them to the clerk--"One,"
holding up his thumb to denote one--"me,"--a vigorous pounding of
the chest signifying me. "One"--holding up his forefinger and
pointing to the girl--"mademoiselle."
"Oh no--no--no!" cried Virginia, her face instantly the colour of
the condemned stockings. Then, standing straight: "Certainly
_not_."
"No? Just as you say," he replied good humouredly. "Like to have you
have 'em. Seems as if strangers in a strange land oughtn't to stand
on ceremony."
The clerk was bending forward holding up the stockings alluringly.
"_Pour mademoiselle, n'est-ce-pas_?"
"_Mais--non!_" pronounced Virginia, with emphasis.
There followed an untranslatable gesture. "How droll!" shoulder and
outstretched hands were saying. "If the kind gentleman _wishes_
to give mademoiselle the _joli bas_--!"
His face had puckered up again. Then suddenly it unpuckered. "Tell
you what you might do," he solved it. "Just take 'em along and send
them to your mother. Now your mother might be real glad to have
'em."
Virginia stared. And then an awful thing happened. What she was
thinking about was the letter she could send with the stockings.
"Mother dear," she would write, "as I stood at the counter buying
myself some stockings to-day along came a nice man--a stranger to
me, but very kind and jolly--and gave me--"
There it was that the awful thing happened. Her dimple was
showing--and at thought of its showing she could not keep it from
showing! And how could she explain why it was showing without its
going on showing? And how--?
But at that moment her gaze fell upon the clerk, who had taken the
dimple as signal to begin putting the stockings in a box. The
Frenchwoman's eyebrows soon put that dimple in its proper place.
"And so the _petite Americaine_ was not too--oh, not _too_--" those
French eyebrows were saying.
All in an instant Virginia was something quite different from a
little girl with a dimple. "You are very kind," she was saying, and
her mother herself could have done it no better, "but I am sure our
little joke had gone quite far enough. I bid you good-morning". And
with that she walked regally over to the glove counter, leaving red
and grey and black hosiery to their own destinies.
"I loathe them when their eyebrows go up," she fumed. "Now
_his_ weren't going up--not even in his mind."
She could not keep from worrying about him. "They'll just 'do' him,"
she was sure. "And then laugh at him in the bargain. A man like that
has no _business_ to be let loose in a store all by himself."
And sure enough, a half hour later she came upon him up in the dress
department. Three of them had gathered round to "do" him. They were
making rapid headway, their smiling deference scantily concealing
their amused contempt. The spectacle infuriated Virginia. "They just
think they can _work_ us!" she stormed. "They think we're
_easy_. I suppose they think he's a _fool_. I just wish
they could get him in a business deal! I just wish--!"
"I can assure you, sir," the English-speaking manager of the
department was saying, "that this garment is a wonderful value. We
are able to let you have it at so absurdly low a figure because--"
Virginia did not catch why it was they were able to let him have it
at so absurdly low a figure, but she did see him wipe his brow and
look helplessly around. "Poor _thing_," she murmured, almost
tenderly, "he doesn't know what to do. He just _does_ need
somebody to look after him." She stood there looking at his back. He
had a back a good deal like the back of her chum's father at home.
Indeed there were various things about him suggested "home." Did one
want one's own jeered at? One might see crudities one's self, but
was one going to have supercilious outsiders coughing those sham
coughs behind their hypocritical hands?
"For seven hundred francs," she heard the suave voice saying.
_Seven hundred francs_! Virginia's national pride, or, more
accurately, her national rage, was lashed into action. It was with
very red cheeks that the small American stepped stormily to the
rescue of her countryman.
"Seven hundred francs for _that_?" she jeered, right in the
face of the enraged manager and stiffening clerks. "Seven hundred
francs--indeed! Last year's model--a hideous colour, and "--picking
it up, running it through her fingers and tossing it contemptuously
aside--"abominable stuff!"
"Gee, but I'm grateful to you!" he breathed, again wiping his brow.
"You know, I was a little leery of it myself."
The manager, quivering with rage and glaring uglily, stepped up to
Virginia. "May I ask--?"
But the fat man stepped in between--he was well qualified for that
position. "Cut it out, partner. The young lady's a friend of
_mine_--see? She's looking out for me--not you. I don't want
your stuff, anyway." And taking Virginia serenely by the arm he
walked away.
"This was no place to buy dresses," said she crossly.
"Well, I wish I knew where the places _were_ to buy things," he
replied, humbly, forlornly.
"Well, what do you want to buy?" demanded she, still crossly.
"Why, I want to buy some nice things for my wife. Something the real
thing from Paris, you know. I came over from London on purpose. But
Lord,"--again wiping his brow--"a fellow doesn't know where to
_go_."
"Oh well," sighed Virginia, long-sufferingly, "I see I'll just have
to take you. There doesn't seem any way out of it. It's evident you
can't go _alone_. _Seven hundred francs_!"
"I suppose it was too much," he conceded meekly. "I tell you I
_will_ be grateful if you'll just stay by me a little while. I
never felt so up against it in all my life."
"Now, a very nice thing to take one's wife from Paris," began
Virginia didactically, when they reached the sidewalk, "is lace."
"L--ace? Um! Y--es, I suppose lace is all right. Still it never
struck me there was anything so very _lively_ looking about
lace."
"'Lively looking' is not the final word in wearing apparel,"
pronounced Virginia in teacher-to-pupil manner. "Lace is always in
good taste, never goes out of style, and all women care for it. I
will take you to one of the lace shops."
"Very well," acquiesced he, truly chastened. "Here, let's get in
this cab."
Virginia rode across the Seine looking like one pondering the
destinies of nations. Her companion turned several times to address
her, but it would have been as easy for a soldier to slap a general
on the back. Finally she turned to him.
"Now when we get there," she instructed, "don't seem at all
interested in things. Act--oh, bored, you know, and seeming to want
to get me away. And when they tell the price, no matter what they
say, just--well sort of groan and hold your head and act as though
you are absolutely overcome at the thought of such an outrage."
"U--m. You have to do that here to get--lace?"
"You have to do that here to get _anything_---at the price you
should get it. You, and people who go shopping the way you do, bring
discredit upon the entire American nation."
"That so? Sorry. Never meant to do that. All right, Young Lady, I'll
do the best I can. Never did act that way, but suppose I can, if the
rest of them do."
"Groan and hold my head," she heard him murmuring as they entered
the shop.
He proved an apt pupil. It may indeed be set down that his aptitude
was their undoing. They had no sooner entered the shop than he
pulled out his watch and uttered an exclamation of horror at the
sight of the time. Virginia could scarcely look at the lace, so
insistently did he keep waving the watch before her. His contempt
for everything shown was open and emphatic. It was also articulate.
Virginia grew nervous, seeing the real red showing through in the
Frenchwoman's cheeks. And when the price was at last named--a price
which made Virginia jubilant--there burst upon her outraged ears
something between a jeer and a howl of rage, the whole of it
terrifyingly done in the form of a groan; she looked at her
companion to see him holding up his hands and wobbling his head as
though it had been suddenly loosened from his spine, cast one look
at the Frenchwoman--then fled, followed by her groaning compatriot.
"I didn't mean you to act like _that_!" she stormed.
"Why, I did just what you told me to! Seemed to me I was following
directions to the letter. Don't think for a minute _I'm_ going
to bring discredit on the American nation! Not a bad scheme--taking
out my watch that way, was it?"
"Oh, beautiful _scheme_. I presume you notice, however, that we
have no lace."
They walked half a block in silence. "Now I'll take you to another
shop," she then volunteered, in a turning the other cheek fashion,
"and here please do nothing at all. Please just--sit."
"Sort of as if I was feeble-minded, eh?"
"Oh, don't _try_ to look feeble-minded," she begged, alarmed at
seeming to suggest any more parts; "just sit there--as if you were
thinking of something very far away."
"Say, Young Lady, look here; this is very nice, being put on to the
tricks of the trade, but the money end of it isn't cutting much ice,
and isn't there any way you can just _buy_ things--the way you
do in Cincinnati? Can't you get their stuff without making a comic
opera out of it?"
"No, you can't," spoke relentless Virginia; "not unless you want
them to laugh and say 'Aren't Americans fools?' the minute the door
is shut."
"Fools--eh? I'll show them a thing or two!"
"Oh, please show them nothing here! Please just--sit."
While employing her wiles to get for three hundred and fifty francs a
yoke and scarf aggregating four hundred, she chanced to look at her
American friend. Then she walked rapidly to the rear of the shop,
buried her face in her handkerchief, and seemed making heroic efforts
to sneeze. Once more he was following directions to the letter. Chin
resting on hands, hands resting on stick, the huge American had taken
on the beatific expression of a seventeen-year-old girl thinking of
something "very far away." Virginia was long in mastering the sneeze.
On the sidewalk she presented him with the package of lace and also
with what she regarded the proper thing in the way of farewell
speech. She supposed it _was_ hard for a man to go shopping
alone; she could see how hard it would be for her own father; indeed
it was seeing how difficult it would be for her father had impelled
her to go with him, a stranger. She trusted his wife would like the
lace; she thought it very nice, and a bargain. She was glad to have
been of service to a fellow countryman who seemed in so difficult a
position.
But he did not look as impressed as one to whom a farewell speech
was being made should look. In fact, he did not seem to be hearing
it. Once more, and in earnest this time, he appeared to be thinking
of something very far away. Then all at once he came back, and it
was in anything but a far-away voice he began, briskly: "Now look
here, Young Lady, I don't doubt but this lace is great stuff. You
say so, and I haven't seen man, woman or child on this side of the
Atlantic knows as much as you do. I'm mighty grateful for the
lace--don't you forget that, but just the same--well, now I'll tell
you. I have a very special reason for wanting something a little
livelier than lace. Something that seems to have Paris written on it
in red letters--see? Now, where do you get the kind of hats you see
some folks wearing, and where do you get the dresses--well, it's
hard to describe 'em, but the kind they have in pictures marked
'Breezes from Paris'? You see--_S-ay!_--_what_ do you think of
_that?_"
"That" was in a window across the street. It was an opera cloak. He
walked toward it, Virginia following. "Now _there_," he turned
to her, his large round face all aglow, "is what I want."
It was yellow; it was long; it was billowy; it was insistently and
recklessly regal.
"That's the ticket!" he gloated.
"Of course," began Virginia, "I don't know anything about it. I am
in a very strange position, not knowing what your wife likes or--or
has. This is the kind of thing everything has to go _with_ or
one wouldn't--one couldn't--"
"Sure! Good idea. We'll just get everything to go with it."
"It's the sort of thing one doesn't see worn much outside of
Paris--or New York. If one is--now my mother wouldn't care for that
coat at all." Virginia took no little pride in that tactful finish.
"Can't sidetrack me!" he beamed. "I _want_ it. Very thing I'm
after, Young Lady."
"Well, of course you will have no difficulty in buying the coat
without me," said she, as a dignified version of "I wash my hands of
you." "You can do here as you said you wished to do, simply go in
and pay what they ask. There would be no use trying to get it cheap.
They would know that anyone who wanted it would"--she wanted to say
"have more money than they knew what to do with," but contented
herself with, "be able to pay for it."
But when she had finished she looked at him; at first she thought
she wanted to laugh, and then it seemed that wasn't what she wanted
to do after all. It was like saying to a small boy who was one beam
over finding a tin horn: "Oh well, take the horn if you want to, but
you can't haul your little red waggon while you're blowing the
horn." There seemed something peculiarly inhuman about taking the
waggon just when he had found the horn. Now if the waggon were
broken, then to take away the horn would leave the luxury of grief.
But let not shadows fall upon joyful moments.
With the full ardour of her femininity she entered into the
purchasing of the yellow opera cloak. They paid for that decorative
garment the sum of two thousand five hundred francs. It seemed it
was embroidered, and the lining was--anyway, they paid it.
And they took it with them. He was going to "take no chances on
losing it." He was leaving Paris that night and held that during his
stay he had been none too impressed with either Parisian speed or
Parisian veracity.
Then they bought some "Breezes from Paris," a dress that would
"go with" the coat. It was violet velvet, and contributed to the
sense of doing one's uttermost; and hats--"the kind you see some
folks wearing." One was the rainbow done into flowers, and the
other the kind of black hat to outdo any rainbow. "If you could
just give me some idea what type your wife is," Virginia was
saying, from beneath the willow plumes. "Now you see this hat
quite overpowers me. Do you think it will overpower her?"
"Guess not. Anyway, if it don't look right on her head she may enjoy
having it around to look at."
Virginia stared out at him. The _oddest_ man! As if a hat were
any good at all if it didn't look right on one's head!
Upon investigation--though yielding to his taste she was still
vigilant as to his interests--Virginia discovered a flaw in one of
the plumes. The sylph in the trailing gown held volubly that it did
not _fait rien_; the man with the open purse said he couldn't
see that it figured much, but the small American held firm. That
must be replaced by a perfect plume or they would not take the hat.
And when she saw who was in command the sylph as volubly acquiesced
that _naturellement_ it must be _tout a fait_ perfect. She would
send out and get one that would be oh! so, so, _so_ perfect. It
would take half an hour.
"Tell you what we'll do," Virginia's friend proposed, opera cloak
tight under one arm, velvet gown as tight under the other, "I'm
tired--hungry--thirsty; feel like a ham sandwich--and something. I'm
playing you out, too. Let's go out and get a bite and come back for
the so, so, _so_ perfect hat."
She hesitated. But he had the door open, and if he stood holding it
that way much longer he was bound to drop the violet velvet gown.
She did not want him to drop the velvet gown and furthermore, she
_would_ like a cup of tea. There came into her mind a fortifying
thought about the relative deaths of sheep and lambs. If to be
killed for the sheep were indeed no worse than being killed for
the lamb, and if a cup of tea went with the sheep and nothing at
all with the lamb--?
So she agreed. "There's a nice little tea-shop right round the
corner. We girls often go there."
"Tea? Like tea? All right, then"--and he started manfully on.
But as she entered the tea-shop she was filled with keen sense of
the desirableness of being slain for the lesser animal. For, cosily
installed in their favourite corner, were "the girls."
Virginia had explained to these friends some three hours before that
she could not go with them that afternoon as she must attend a
musicale some friends of her mother's were giving. Being friends of
her mother's, she expatiated, she would have to go.
Recollecting this, also for the first time remembering the musicale,
she bowed with the _hauteur_ of self-consciousness.
Right there her friend contributed to the tragedy of a sheep's death
by dropping the yellow opera cloak. While he was stooping to pick it
up the violet velvet gown slid backward and Virginia had to steady
it until he could regain position. The staring in the corner gave
way to tittering--and no dying sheep had ever held its head more
haughtily.
The death of this particular sheep proved long and painful. The legs
of Virginia's friend and the legs of the tea-table did not seem well
adapted to each other. He towered like a human mountain over the
dainty thing, twisting now this way and now that. It seemed
Providence--or at least so much of it as was represented by the
management of that shop--had never meant fat people to drink tea.
The table was rendered further out of proportion by having a large
box piled on either side of it.
Expansively, and not softly, he discoursed of these things. What did
they think a fellow was to do with his _knees_? Didn't they
sell tea enough to afford any decent chairs? Did all these women
pretend to really _like_ tea?
Virginia's sense of humour rallied somewhat as she viewed him eating
the sandwiches. Once she had called them doll-baby sandwiches; now
that seemed literal: tea-cups, _petit gateau_, the whole service
gave the fancy of his sitting down to a tea-party given by a little
girl for her dollies.
But after a time he fell silent, looking around the room. And when
he broke that pause his voice was different.
"These women here, all dressed so fine, nothing to do but sit around
and eat this folderol, _they_ have it easy--don't they?"
The bitterness in it, and a faint note of wistfulness, puzzled her.
Certainly _he_ had money.
"And the husbands of these women," he went on; "lots of 'em, I
suppose, didn't always have so much. Maybe some of these women
helped out in the early days when things weren't so easy. Wonder if
the men ever think how lucky they are to be able to get it back at
'em?"
She grew more bewildered. Wasn't he "getting it back?" The money he
had been spending that day!
"Young Lady," he said abruptly, "you must think I'm a queer one."
She murmured feeble protest.
"Yes, you must. Must wonder what I want with all this stuff, don't
you?"
"Why, it's for your wife, isn't it?" she asked, startled.
"Oh yes, but you must wonder. You're a shrewd one, Young Lady;
judging the thing by me, you must wonder."
Virginia was glad she was not compelled to state her theory. Loud
and common and impossible were terms which had presented themselves,
terms which she had fought with kind and good-natured and generous.
Their purchases she had decided were to be used, not for a knock,
but as a crashing pound at the door of the society of his town. For
her part, Virginia hoped the door would come down.
"And if you knew that probably this stuff would never be worn at
all, that ten to one it would never do anything more than lie round
on chairs--then you _would_ think I was queer, wouldn't you?"
She was forced to admit that that would seem rather strange.
"Young Lady, I believe I'll tell you about it. Never do talk about
it to hardly anybody, but I feel as if you and I were pretty well
acquainted--we've been through so much together."
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