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Chapter 22

The Phrenologist

The following morning - Saturday - the men went about their work in
gloomy silence; there were but few attempts at conversation and no
jests or singing. The tenor of the impending slaughter pervaded the
house. Even those who were confident of being spared and kept on till
the job was finished shared the general depression, not only out of
sympathy for the doomed, but because they knew that a similar fate
awaited themselves a little later on.

They all waited anxiously for Nimrod to come, but hour after hour
dragged slowly by and he did not arrive. At half past eleven some of
those who had made up their minds that they were to be `stood still'
began to hope that the slaughter was to be deferred for a few days:
after all, there was plenty of work still to be done: even if all
hands were kept on, the job could scarcely be finished in another
week. Anyhow, it would not be very long now before they would know
one way or the other. If he did not come before twelve, it was all
right: all the hands were paid by the hour and were therefore entitled
to an hour's notice.

Easton and Harlow were working together on the staircase, finishing
the doors and other woodwork with white enamel. The men had not been
allowed to spend the time necessary to prepare this work in a proper
manner, it had not been rubbed down smooth or properly filled up, and
it had not had a sufficient number of coats of paint to make it solid
white. Now that the glossy enamel was put on, the work looked rather
rough and shady.

`It ain't 'arf all right, ain't it?' remarked Harlow, sarcastically,
indicating the door he had just finished.

Easton laughed: 'I can't understand how people pass such work,' he
said.

`Old Sweater did make some remark about it the other day,' replied
Harlow, `and I heard Misery tell 'im it was impossible to make a
perfect job of such old doors.'

`I believe that man's the biggest liar Gord ever made,' said Easton,
an opinion in which Harlow entirely concurred.

`I wonder what the time is?' said the latter after a pause.

`I don't know exactly,' replied Easton, 'but it can't be far off
twelve.'

`'E don't seem to be comin', does 'e?' Harlow continued.

`No: and I shouldn't be surprised if 'e didn't turn up at all, now.
P'raps 'e don't mean to stop nobody today after all.'

They spoke in hushed tones and glanced cautiously about them fearful
of being heard or observed.

`This is a bloody life, ain't it?' Harlow said, bitterly. `Workin'
our guts out like a lot of slaves for the benefit of other people, and
then as soon as they've done with you, you're chucked aside like a
dirty rag.'

`Yes: and I begin to think that a great deal of what Owen says is
true. But for my part I can't see 'Ow it's ever goin' to be altered,
can you?'

Blowed if I know, mate. But whether it can be altered or not, there's
one thing very certain; it won't be done in our time.'

Neither of them seemed to think that if the `alteration' they spoke of
were to be accomplished at all they themselves would have to help to
bring it about.

`I wonder what they're doin' about the venetian blinds?' said Easton.
`Is there anyone doin' em yet?'

`I don't know; ain't 'eard nothing about 'em since the boy took 'em to
the shop.'

There was quite a mystery about these blinds. About a month ago they
were taken to the paint-shop down at the yard to be repainted and
re-harnessed, and since then nothing had been heard of them by the men
working at the `Cave'.

`P'hap's a couple of us will be sent there to do 'em next week,'
remarked Harlow.

`P'hap's so. Most likely they'll 'ave to be done in a bloody 'urry at
the last minute.'

Presently Harlow - who was very anxious to know what time it was -
went downstairs to ask Slyme. It was twenty minutes to twelve.

From the window of the room where Slyme was papering, one could see
into the front garden. Harlow paused a moment to watch Bundy and the
labourers, who were still working in the trenches at the drains, and
as he looked out he saw Hunter approaching the house. Harlow drew
back hastily and returned to his work, and as he went he passed the
word to the other men, warning them of the approach of Misery.

Hunter entered ii his usual manner and, after crawling quietly about
the house for about ten minutes, he went into the drawing room.

`I see you're putting the finishing touches on at last,' he said.

`Yes,' replied Owen. `I've only got this bit of outlining to do now.'

`Ah, well, it looks very nice, of course,' said Misery in a voice of
mourning, `but we've lost money over it. It's taken you a week longer
to do than we allowed for; you said three weeks and it's taken you a
month; and we only allowed for fifteen books of gold, but you've been
and used twenty-three.'

`You can hardly blame me for that, you know,' answered Owen. `I could
have got it done in the three weeks, but Mr Rushton told me not to
hurry for the sake of a day or two, because he wanted a good job. He
said he would rather lose a little over it than spoil it; and as for
the extra gold, that was also his order.'

`Well, I suppose it can't be helped,' whined Misery. `Anyhow, I'm
very glad it's done, because this kind of work don't pay. We'll 'ave
you back on the brush on Monday morning; we want to get outside done
next week if it keeps fine.'

The `brush' alluded to by Nimrod was the large `pound' brush used in
ordinary painting.

Misery now began wandering about the house, in and out of the rooms,
sometimes standing for several minutes silently watching the hands as
they worked. As he watched them the men became nervous and awkward,
each one dreading that he might be one of those who were to be paid
off at one o'clock.

At about five minutes to twelve Hunter went down to the paint-shop -
the scullery - where Crass was mixing some colour, and getting ready
some `empties' to be taken to the yard.

`I suppose the b--r's gone to ask Crass which of us is the least use,'
whispered Harlow to Easton.

`I wouldn't be surprised if it was you and me, for two,' replied the
latter in the same tone. `You can't trust Crass you know, for all 'e
seems so friendly to our faces. You never know what 'e ses behind our
backs.'

`You may be sure it won't be Sawkins or any of the other
light-weights, because Nimrod won't want to pay us sixpence ha'penny
for painting guttering and rainpipes when THEY can do it near enough
for fourpence ha'penny and fivepence. They won't be able to do the
sashes, though, will they?'

`I don't know so much about that,' replied Easton. `Anything seems to
be good enough for Hunter.'

`Look out! Ere 'e comes!' said Harlow, and they both relapsed into
silence and busied themselves with their work. Misery stood watching
them for some time without speaking, and then went out of the house.
They crept cautiously to the window of a room that overlooked the
garden and, peeping furtively out, they saw him standing on the brink
of one of the trenches, moodily watching Bundy and his mates as they
toiled at the drains. Then, to their surprise and relief, he turned
and went out of the gate! They just caught sight of one of the wheels
of his bicycle as he rode away.

The slaughter was evidently to be put off until next week! It seemed
too good to be true.

`P'hap's 'e's left a message for some of us with Crass?' suggested
Easton. `I don't think it's likely, but it's just possible.'

`Well, I'm goin' down to ask 'im,' said Harlow, desperately. `We may
as well know the worst at once.'

He returned in a few minutes with the information that Hunter had
decided not to stop anyone that day because he wanted to get the
outside finished during the next week, if possible.

The hands received this intelligence with mixed feelings, because
although it left them safe for the present, it meant that nearly
everybody would certainly be stopped next Saturday, if not before;
whereas if a few had been sacked today it would have made it all the
better for the rest. Still, this aspect of the business did not
greatly interfere with the relief that they all felt at knowing that
the immediate danger was over; and the fact that it was Saturday -
pay-day - also served to revive their drooping spirits. They all felt
pretty certain that Misery would return no more that day, and
presently Harlow began to sing the old favourite. `Work! for the
night is coming!' the refrain of which was soon taken up by nearly
everyone in the house:

`Work! for the night is coming,
Work in the morning hours.
Work! for the night is coming,
Work 'mid springing flowers.

`Work while the dew is sparkling,
Work in the noonday sun!
Work! for the night is coming
When man's work is done!'

When this hymn was finished, someone else, imitating the whine of a
street-singer, started, `Oh, where is my wandering boy tonight?' and
then Harlow - who by some strange chance had a penny - took it out of
his pocket and dropped it on the floor, the ringing of the coin being
greeted with shouts of `Thank you, kind lady,' from several of the
singers. This little action of Harlow's was the means of bringing a
most extraordinary circumstance to light. Although it was Saturday
morning, several of the others had pennies or half-pence! and at the
conclusion of each verse they all followed Harlow's example and the
house resounded with the ringing of falling coins, cries of `Thank
you, kind lady,' `Thank you, sir,' and `Gord bless you,' mingled with
shouts of laughter.

`My wandering boy' was followed by a choice selection of choruses of
well-known music-hall songs, including `Goodbye, my Bluebell', `The
Honeysuckle and the Bee', `I've got 'em!' and `The Church Parade', the
whole being tastefully varied and interspersed with howls, shrieks,
curses, catcalls, and downward explosions of flatulence.

In the midst of the uproar Crass came upstairs.

`'Ere!' he shouted. `For Christ's sake make less row! Suppose Nimrod
was to come back!'

`Oh, he ain't comin' any more today,' said Harlow, recklessly.

`Besides, what if 'e does come?' cried Easton. `Oo cares for 'im?'

`Well, we never know; and for that matter Rushton or Sweater might
come at any minit.'

With this, Crass went muttering back to the scullery, and the men
relapsed into their usual silence.

At ten minutes to one they all ceased work, put away their colours and
locked up the house. There were a number of `empties' to be taken
away and left at the yard on their way to the office; these Crass
divided amongst the others - carrying nothing himself - and then they
all set out for the office to get their money, cracking jokes as they
went along. Harlow and Easton enlivened the journey by coughing
significantly whenever they met a young woman, and audibly making some
complimentary remark about her personal appearance. If the girl
smiled, each of them eagerly claimed to have `seen her first', but if
she appeared offended or `stuck up', they suggested that she was
cross-cut or that she had been eating vinegar with a fork. Now and
then they kissed their hands affectionately to servant-girls whom they
saw looking out of windows. Some of these girls laughed, others
looked indignant, but whichever way they took it was equally amusing
to Crass and the rest, who were like a crowd of boys just let out of
school.

It will be remembered that there was a back door to Rushton's office;
in this door was a small sliding panel or trap-door with a little
shelf at the bottom. The men stood in the road on the pavement
outside the closed door, their money being passed out to them through
the sliding panel. As there was no shelter, when it rained they
occasionally got wet through while waiting to be paid. With some
firms it is customary to call out the names of the men and pay them in
order of seniority or ability, but there was no such system here; the
man who got to the aperture first was paid first, and so on. The
result was that there was always a sort of miniature `Battle of
Life', the men pushing and struggling against each other as if their
lives depended upon their being paid by a certain time.

On the ledge of the little window through which their money was passed
there was always a Hospital collection-box. Every man put either a
penny or twopence into this box. Of course, it was not compulsory to
do so, but they all did, because they felt that any man who omitted to
contribute might be `marked'. They did not all agree with
contributing to the Hospital, for several reasons. They knew that the
doctors at the Hospital made a practice of using the free patients to
make experiments upon, and they also knew that the so-called `free'
patients who contribute so very largely directly to the maintenance of
such institutions, get scant consideration when they apply for the
`free' treatment, and are plainly given to understand that they are
receiving `charity'. Some of the men thought that, considering the
extent to which they contributed, they should be entitled to attention
as a right.

After receiving their wages, Crass, Easton, Bundy, Philpot, Harlow and
a few others adjourned to the Cricketers for a drink. Owen went away
alone, and Slyme also went on by himself. There was no use waiting
for Easton to come out of the public house, because there was no
knowing how long he would be; he might stay half an hour or two hours.

On his way home, in accordance with his usual custom, Slyme called at
the Post Office to put some of his wages in the bank. Like most other
`Christians', he believed in taking thought for the morrow, what he
should eat and drink and wherewithal he was to be clothed. He thought
it wise to layup for himself as much treasure upon earth as possible.
The fact that Jesus said that His disciples were not to do these things
made no more difference to Slyme's conduct than it does to the conduct
of any other `Christian'. They are all agreed that when Jesus said
this He meant something else: and all the other inconvenient things
that Jesus said are disposed of in the same way. For instance, these
`disciples' assure us that when Jesus said, `Resist not evil', `If a
man smite thee upon he right cheek turn unto him also the left', He
really meant 'Turn on to him a Maxim gun; disembowel him with a
bayonet or batter in his skull with the butt end of a rifle!' When He
said, `If one take thy coat, give him thy cloak also,' the
`Christians' say that what He really meant was: `If one take thy coat,
give him six months' hard labour. A few of the followers of Jesus
admit that He really did mean just what He said, but they say that the
world would never be able to go on if they followed out His teachings!
That is true. It is probably the effect that Jesus intended His
teachings to produce. It is altogether improbable that He wished the
world to continue along its present lines. But, if these pretended
followers really think - as they say that they do - that the teachings
of Jesus are ridiculous and impracticable, why continue the
hypocritical farce of calling themselves `Christians' when they don't
really believe in or follow Him at all?

As Jesus himself pointed out, there's no sense in calling Him `Lord,
Lord' when they do not the things that He said.

This banking transaction finished, Slyme resumed his homeward way,
stopping only to purchase some sweets at a confectioner's. He spent a
whole sixpence at once in this shop on a glass jar of sweets for the
baby.

Ruth was not surprised when she saw him come in alone; it was the
usual thing since Easton had become so friendly with Crass.

She made no reference to his absence, but Slyme noticed with secret
chagrin that she was annoyed and disappointed. She was just finishing
scrubbing the kitchen floor and little Freddie was sitting up in a
baby's high chair that had a little shelf or table fixed in front of
it. To keep him amused while she did her work, Ruth had given him a
piece of bread and raspberry jam, which the child had rubbed all over
his face and into his scalp, evidently being under the impression that
it was something for the improvement of the complexion, or a cure for
baldness. He now looked as if he had been in a fight or a railway
accident. The child hailed the arrival of Slyme with enthusiasm,
being so overcome with emotion that he began to shed tears, and was
only pacified when the man gave him the jar of sweets and took him out
of the chair.

Slyme's presence in the house had not proved so irksome as Easton and
Ruth had dreaded it would be. Indeed, at first, he made a point of
retiring to his own room after tea every evening, until they
invited him to stay downstairs in the kitchen. Nearly every Wednesday
and Saturday he went to a meeting, or an open-air preaching, when the
weather permitted, for he was one of a little zealous band of people
connected with the Shining Light Chapel who carried on the `open-air'
work all the year round. After a while, the Eastons not only became
reconciled to his presence in the house, but were even glad of it.
Ruth especially would often have been very lonely if he had not been
there, for it had lately become Easton's custom to spend a few
evenings every week with Crass at the Cricketers.

When at home Slyme passed his time playing a mandolin or making
fretwork photo frames. Ruth had the baby's photograph taken a few
weeks after Slyme came, and the frame he made for it was now one of
the ornaments of the sitting-room. The instinctive, unreasoning
aversion she had at first felt for him had passed away. In a quiet,
unobtrusive manner he did her so many little services that she found
it impossible to dislike him. At first, she used.to address him as
`Mr' but after a time she fell naturally into Easton's practice of
calling him by his first name.

As for the baby, he made no secret of his affection for the lodger,
who nursed and played with him for hours at a stretch.

`I'll serve your dinner now, Alf,' said Ruth when she had finished
scrubbing the floor, `but I'll wait for mine for a little while. Will
may come'

`I'm in no hurry,' replied Slyme. `I'll go and have a wash; he may be
here then.'

As he spoke, Slyme - who had been sitting by the fire nursing the baby -
who was trying to swallow the jar of sweets - put the child back into
the high chair, giving him one of the sticks of sweet out of the jar
to keep him quiet; and went upstairs to his own room. He came down
again in about a quarter of an hour, and Ruth proceeded to serve his
dinner, for Easton was still absent.

`If I was you, I wouldn't wait for Will,' said Slyme, `he may not come
for another hour or two. It's after two o'clock now, and I'm sure you
must be hungry.'

`I suppose I may as well,' replied Ruth, hesitatingly. `He'll most
likely get some bread and cheese at the "Cricketers", same as he did
last Saturday.'

`Almost sure to,' responded Slyme.

The baby had had his face washed while Slyme was upstairs. Directly
he saw his mother eating he threw away the sugar-stick and began to
cry, holding out his arms to her. She had to take him on her lap
whilst she ate her dinner, and feed him with pieces from her plate.

Slyme talked all the time, principally about the child. He was very
fond of children, he said, and always got on well with them, but he
had really never known such an intelligent child - for his age - as
Freddie. His fellow-workmen would have been astonished had they been
present to hear him talking about the shape of the baby's head. They
would have been astonished at the amount of knowledge he appeared to
possess of the science of Phrenology. Ruth, at any rate, thought he
was very clever.

After a time the child began to grow fretful and refused to eat; when
his mother gave him a fresh piece of sugar-stick out of the jar he
threw it peevishly on the floor and began to whimper, rubbing his face
against his mother's bosom and pulling at her dress with his hands.
When Slyme first came Ruth had made a practice of withdrawing from the
room if he happened to be present when she wanted to nurse the child,
but lately she had been less sensitive. She was sitting with her back
to the window and she partly covered the baby's face with a light
shawl that she wore. By the time they finished dinner the child had
dozed off to sleep. Slyme got up from his chair and stood with his
back to the fire, looking down at them; presently he spoke, referring,
of course, to the baby:

`He's very like you, isn't he?'

`Yes,' replied Ruth. `Everyone says he takes after me.'

Slyme moved a little closer, bending down to look at the slumbering
infant.

`You know, at first I thought he was a girl,' he continued after a
pause. `He seems almost too pretty for a boy, doesn't he?'

Ruth smiled. `People always take him for a girl at first,' she said.
`Yesterday I took him with me to the Monopole Stores to buy some
things, and the manager would hardly believe it wasn't a girl.'

The man reached out his hand and stroked the baby's face.

Although Slyme's behaviour had hitherto always been very correct, yet
there was occasionally an indefinable something in his manner when
they were alone that made Ruth feel conscious and embarrassed. Now,
as she glanced up at him and saw the expression on his face she
crimsoned with confusion and hastily lowered her eyes without replying
to his last remark. He did not speak again either, and they remained
for several minutes in silence, as if spellbound, Ruth oppressed with
instinctive dread, and Slyme scarcely less agitated, his face flushed
and his heart beating wildly. He trembled as he stood over her,
hesitating and afraid.

And then the silence was suddenly broken by the creaking and clanging
of the front gate, heralding the tardy coming of Easton. Slyme went
out into the scullery and, taking down the blacking brushes from the
shelf, began cleaning his boots.

It was plain from Easton's appearance and manner that he had been
drinking, but Ruth did not reproach him in any way; on the contrary,
she seemed almost feverishly anxious to attend to his comfort.

When Slyme finished cleaning his boots he went upstairs to his room,
receiving a careless greeting from Easton as he passed through the
kitchen. He felt nervous and apprehensive that Ruth might say
something to Easton, and was not quite able to reassure himself with
the reflection that, after all, there was nothing to tell. As for
Ruth, she had to postpone the execution of her hastily formed
resolution to tell her husband of Slyme's strange behaviour, for
Easton fell asleep in his chair before he had finished his dinner, and
she had some difficulty in waking him sufficiently to persuade him to
go upstairs to bed, where he remained until tea-time. Probably he
would not have come down even then if it had not been for the fact
that he had made an appointment to meet Crass at the Cricketers.

Whilst Easton was asleep, Slyme had been downstairs in the kitchen,
making a fretwork frame. He played with Freddie while Ruth prepared
the tea, and he appeared to her to be so unconscious of having done
anything unusual that she began to think that she must have been
mistaken in imagining that he had intended anything wrong.

After tea, Slyme put on his best clothes to go to his usual `open-air'
meeting. As a rule Easton and Ruth went out marketing together every
Saturday night, but this evening he could not wait for her because he
had promised to meet Crass at seven o'clock; so he arranged to see her
down town at eight.

Chapter 23

The `Open-air'

During the last few weeks ever since he had been engaged on the
decoration of the drawing-room, Owen had been so absorbed in his work
that he had no time for other things. Of course, all he was paid for
was the time he actually worked, but really every waking moment of his
time was given to the task. Now that it was finished he felt
something like one aroused from a dream to the stern realities and
terrors of life. By the end of next week, the inside of the house and
part of the outside would be finished, and as far as he knew the firm
had nothing else to do at present. Most of the other employers in the
town were in the same plight, and it would be of no use to apply even
to such of them as had something to do, for they were not likely to
take on a fresh man while some of their regular hands were idle.

For the last month he had forgotten that he was ill; he had forgotten
that when the work at `The Cave' was finished he would have to stand
off with the rest of the hands. In brief, he had forgotten for the
time being that, like the majority of his fellow workmen, he was on
the brink of destitution, and that a few weeks of unemployment or
idleness meant starvation. As far as illness was concerned, he was
even worse off than most others, for the greater number of them were
members of some sick benefit club, but Owen's ill-health rendered him
ineligible for membership of such societies.