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[Illustration: "It wasn't like any other kind of travel in the
world."]
HALF-PAST SEVEN STORIES
BY
ROBERT GORDON ANDERSON
ILLUSTRATIONS IN COLOR
BY
DOROTHY HOPE SMITH
TO
SARAH DAVIS ANDERSON
Not that this dedication is in itself so great an honor, but because
the youngsters' choice, "Aunt Sally!" is indeed a tribute to the
loving heart which has made so many little ones happy.
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION--"THE TOP O' THE MORNING"
I. THE LITTLE LOST FOX
II. THE BIG BOBSLED
III. THE JOLLY ROGER
IV. THE BLUE CROAKER, THE BRIGHT AGATE, AND
THE LITTLE GRAY MIG
V. THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED ON THE CANAL
VI. TWO O' CAT
VII. THE FAIRY LAMP
VIII. THE ANIMALS' BIRTHDAY PARTY
IX. DR. PHILEMON PIPP, THE PATENT MEDICINE MAN
X. WHEN JEHOSOPHAT FORGOT HIS PIECE
XI. OLE MAN PUMPKIN
XII. THE NORWAY SPRUCE
XIII. WHEN THE DOOR OPENED
XIV. THE HOLE THAT RAN TO CHINA
XV. THE PEPPERMINT PAGODA
XVI. HE THAT TOOK THE CITY
ILLUSTRATIONS
"IT WASN'T LIKE ANY OTHER KIND OF TRAVEL IN THE
WORLD"
"WHEN THEY AREN'T RIDING ON THE HAY, OR TO TOWN
WITH THE TOYMAN AND OLE METHUSALEH"
"MARMADUKE STOOD ON THE FENCE AND SHOUTED:--
'HOORAY! GO IT, REDDY!'"
"'THEY'RE GRAPPLIN' IRONS AND MARLIN SPIKES,' EXPLAINED
CAPTAIN JEHOSOPHAT, 'AND VERY TERRIBLE
WEAPONS'"
"'BETTER THAN SLIPPING DUCKS' EGGS UNDER THE OLE
HEN, ISN'T IT?' WHISPERED JEHOSOPHAT TO HIS
BROTHER"
"THE BOAT WAS SHAPED LIKE A WOODEN SHOE, AND SHE
SURELY HAD SO MANY CHILDREN SHE DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO"
"HE FORMED HIS HANDS IN THE SHAPE OF A CUP AND
WAITED"
"'WE MUST HURRY, FOR WAY OVER THERE, I SEE THE
SUN. HE'S STIRRING IN HIS SLEEP'"
"'I'LL TAKE IT ALL BACK,' MARMADUKE YELLED, 'YOU'RE
NO LADIES AN' GEN'LEMEN--AN' I WON'T EVER ASK
YOU TO MY PARTY AGAIN'"
"OUT OF THAT HAT HE DREW A RABBIT, A LIVE WHITE
RABBIT, AND HELD IT UP BY ITS EARS FOR ALL TO SEE"
"BUT THEN JEHOSOPHAT JUST HAD TO LOOK AT FATTY,
AND FATTY HAD JUST PUT A PEANUT UP TO HIS MOUTH
--AS A SORT OF SIGNAL, I GUESS--"
"'CUT A HOLE IN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD--JUST ENOUGH TO
SCOOP OUT HIS INSIDES,' SAID OLE MAN PUMPKIN"
"'STAND BACK, FELLOWS,' THE TOYMAN SHOUTED, 'AND
WATCH THE CHIPS FLY!'"
"LITTLE JOHNNY CRICKET TRIED TO REACH FOR HIS
CRUTCHES, BUT SANTA JUST PICKED HIM UP IN HIS
ARMS AND KISSED HIM"
"THEN THE QUEEN CLAPPED HER HANDS AND THE SERVANTS
CAME RUNNING IN WITH TRAYS PILED HIGH
WITH WONDERFUL FOODS"
"SO, FOR A LITTLE WHILE, THEY WATCHED THAT GREAT
CLOUD CITY, WITH ALL ITS TOWERS AND FLAGS AND
BANNERS WAVING IN THE WIND"
HALF-PAST SEVEN STORIES
"THE TOP OF THE MORNING"
"The top o' the morning!"
That's what the Toyman used to say. And I am sure if you ever go to
the White House with the Green Blinds by the Side of the Road the
Toyman will say it still, whatever the weather.
And when you hear him call that over the fence so cheerily, from his
smile you will know at once what he means,--that he wishes for you the
_very_ top of the morning, not only the finest of weather, but
the best of happiness and fun, in whatever you do and wherever you go.
If you have read all about him in the _Seven O'Clock Stories_ you
will remember his name. Of course, it won't matter whether you've read
them or not--you can make his acquaintance at any time--but the sooner
the better, for, as all who know him will tell you, he's worth
knowing.
His name is Frank Clarke, but his real name isn't really as real as
the one the children gave him,--"the Toyman." For he is forever making
them things,--kites and tops, and sleds and boats, and jokes and
happiness and laughter.
His face is as brown as saddle leather, with a touch of apple red in
it from the sun. There are creases in it, too, because he laughs and
jokes so much. Sometimes when he appears to be solemn you want to
laugh most, for he's only pretending to be solemn. And, best of all,
if you hurt yourself, or if your pet doggie hurts himself, the Toyman
will know how to fix it, to "make it all well" again.
The Three Happy Children love him. That's what we always call them,
though they, too, have other names--funny ones, you will
think,--Jehosophat, Marmaduke, and Hepzebiah Green, but they are
family names and came from some very old uncles and aunts.
They still live in the White House with the Green Blinds by the Side
of the Road--that is, when they aren't sliding down hill, or fishing
in the Pond, or riding on the hay, or to town with the Toyman and Ole
Methusaleh. Mother and Father are still there. Home wouldn't be home
without them. And they have many playmates and friends--of all sorts
--two-legged and four-legged, in serge and corduroy, in feathers and fur.
[Illustration: "When they aren't riding on the hay, or to town with
the Toyman and Ole Methusaleh."]
What they all did, the fun they had, and the trouble they got in and
out of, you'll find if you turn these pages.
One thing more--a secret--in _absolute_ confidence,
though.--After all, it isn't really so _very_ necessary to read
these stories at _Half-Past Seven_. You can read them, or be read
to, "any ole time," as the Toyman used to say--Monday morning,
Thursday noon, or Saturday night--as long as it doesn't interfere with
those lessons.
Still, the very best time is at twilight in summer when the lights and
the fireflies begin to twinkle through the dusk, or in the winter
around the fire just before you go to bed--with Father or Mother--or
the Toyman.
* * * * *
P.S.--
The Toyman says to send his love and
"The Top o' the Morning."
I
THE LITTLE LOST FOX
Marmaduke was sitting on the fence. He wasn't thinking of anything in
particular, just looking around. Jehosophat called to him from the
barnyard,--
"Come'n an' play 'I spy.'"
But Marmaduke only grumbled,--
"Don't want to."
"Well, let's play 'Cross Tag' then," Jehosophat suggested.
"Don't want to," repeated his brother again, not very politely.
Jehosophat thought for a moment, then he suggested something
worth-while:
"I'll tell you what, let's play 'Duck-on-the-Rock.'"
Now as every boy in the world--at least in America--knows, that is a
wonderful game, but Marmaduke only said very crossly,--
"I don't want to play any of your ol' games." Now when Marmaduke acted
that way there must have been something the matter. Perhaps he had
gobbled down his oatmeal too fast--in great big gulps--when he should
have let the Thirty White Horses "champ, champ, champ," all those
oats. They were cooked oats, but then the Thirty White Horses, unlike
Teddy and Hal and ole Methusaleh, prefer cooked oats to raw.
Perhaps he had eaten a green apple. Sometimes he did that, and the
tart juice puckered his mouth all up, and--what was worse--puckered
his stomach all up, too.
Any way, he felt tired and out-of-sorts; tired of his toys, tired of
all the games, even such nice ones as "Duck-on-the-rock" and "Red
Rover."
There was nothing to do but sit on the fence.
Still, the world looked pretty nice from up there. It always looked
more interesting from a high place, and sometimes it gave you an
excited feeling. Of course, the big elm was a better perch, or the
roof of the barn, and Marmaduke often wondered what it would be like
to see the world from a big balloon, but the fence was good enough. It
curved up over a little hill, and he could see lots of the world from
there.
He looked over towards the West, where the Sun marched into his barn
every night. Fatty Hamm declared that the Sun kept a garage behind
that hill, but Marmaduke insisted it was a _barn_, for he liked
horses best, and the Sun _must_ drive horses. There was a real
hill there, not little like the one where he sat on the fence, but a
big one, 'most as big as a mountain, Marmaduke thought. Sometimes it
was green, and sometimes grey or blue, and once or twice he had seen
it almost as purple as a pansy.
But it was Fall now, and the hill had turned brown. Over it he could
see little figures moving. He looked at them very carefully, with one
eye shut to see them the better. Then he decided that the bigger ones
were men on horses, the little ones dogs. They all looked tiny because
they were so far away.
As they came nearer and the sun shone on them, he was pretty sure the
men had red coats. Could they be _soldiers_?
Just then the Toyman came by, with coils of wire and clippers in his
hand. He was on his way to mend the fence in the North Pasture.
"'Llo Toyman!" said Marmaduke.
"Howdy, little fellow!" replied the Toyman, "what are you doing there?
Settin' on the top of the world and enjoyin' yourself?"
"I was wondering what those men over there were doing." And the boy
waved his hand towards the little black figures on the hill.
"Why, that's the hunt," explained the Toyman. "The rich folks, having
nothing better to do, are killin' time."
Marmaduke was puzzled.
"Are they really hunting _Time_?" he asked. "I thought maybe they
were hunting lions or tigers."
"No, not today," the Toyman responded, "I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but they're only after Reddy."
"Reddy Toms?" the little boy exclaimed. "_Why, whatever did he
do?_"
Now Reddy Toms was a boy in his own class, and you could always tell
him a long way off because his head was covered with red hair as thick
as a thatched roof, and his face was spotted all over, like a snake's,
with freckles.
However, the Toyman said it was all a mistake.
"No, not that tad," he explained, "it's Reddy _Fox_ they're
after."
"What!" exclaimed Marmaduke. "Does it take all those big men to hunt
one little fox?"
"It seems so, son," the Toyman returned, "but that's the way of the
world."
"Well, I think it's mean," insisted Marmaduke. "Those men are nothing'
but--but--_dumbbells_!"
The Toyman threw back his head and laughed. That was a new expression
to him, but it was a perfectly good one. You see, the big boys in
school used it when they thought anyone was particularly stupid or
mean. But the Toyman must have understood it anyway, for he went on,--
"That's my sentiments exactly. I don't suppose they mean to be cruel,
but they don't give little Reddy half a chance--and he's so small! Now
if it was lions or tigers, as you suggest, why, that would be
different."
"You bet it would!" Marmaduke replied. "I just wish it _was_."
Now, of course, he should have said "were," as the teacher in the Red
Schoolhouse was forever telling him, but a little boy can't always
remember correct English when a hunt is coming so close.
"Just set tight, boy, and you'll see their red coats soon."
And, waving his clippers, the Toyman went on his way to the North
Pasture.
But Marmaduke didn't need any advice. He had spotted those red coats
already. They were much nearer now, for they rode very fast. Already
the horses were leaping the fence of the Miller Farm, and the dogs
were crisscrossing over the field, making lots of letter W's as they
ran--hundreds of them, Marmaduke was sure. And they followed
something--something so small he could hardly see what it was. But he
guessed it must be Reddy.
So many fences they leaped, and so many stone walls! Now they were
near the Brook, and yes, he could see the red coats, very bright and
plain now.
And then he spied Reddy. His coat wasn't as gay as those the men wore.
Theirs were bright like cherries, and his was the color of chestnuts.
It seemed such a shame to want his poor little coat when the men had
such nice ones themselves.
"Cracky!" he exclaimed. One of the "ole hunters" had fallen in the
Brook. And Marmaduke hoped that red coat would get soaked and soaked
and run like the stockings Mother had bought from the pedlar. And he
hoped that "ole hunter" would get wet to the skin, and shiver and
shiver, and have to call in the doctor who'd prescribe the very worst
medicine there was in the world. It would serve that "ole hunter"
right if he'd almost die. But Marmaduke hoped the poor horse wouldn't
break his leg. It wasn't the horses' fault they were chasing Reddy.
Now the hunters were lost in Jake Miller's Woods. All he could see
were patches of red, here and there, in the bushes, but he heard the
deep voices of the dogs, all the time, calling and calling.
Then all-of-a-sudden something happened. And Marmaduke liked
all-of-a-sudden things to happen--they were so exciting.
A little streak of fur, with tail flying behind like a long pretty hat
brush, galloped across the Apgar field, then the very field where
Marmaduke sat, perched on the fence.
The dogs were right after Reddy, running hard, too, but they were two
fields farther back. Reddy, you see, had fooled them in that wood, and
he had gotten a good headstart.
My, how Reddy was running!
Marmaduke stood up on the fence and shouted:
"Hooray, go it Reddy!"
[Illustration: "Marmaduke stood on the fence and shouted:--'Hooray! Go
it, Reddy!'"]
He shouted so hard, and waved his hands so excitedly that he tumbled off
his perch, and lay still for a second. He was frightened, too, but he
forgot all about the bump on his forehead, and picked himself up, and ran
after Reddy across the field towards the barnyard, which, fortunately,
was just on the other side.
"Ooooooohhhhh!"--a very deep "Oooooohhhh!" came from behind him from
the throats of the dogs. They were only one field away now, and it
sounded as if they were pretty mad.
But Reddy had reached the corner of the field where the blackberry
bushes lined the fence. Now usually Reddy would have looked all around
those bushes until he found an opening; then he would have stepped
daintily through it. But he didn't do that today, oh no! You see his
family has a great reputation for wisdom, and Reddy must have been
just as wise as the man in Mother Goose, for he neither stopped nor
stayed, but jumped right in those brambles and managed somehow to get
through the rails of the fence to the other side. He left part of his
pretty red coat in the briars. However, that was better than leaving
it _all_ to those dogs who were howling not far behind.
And now the Little Fox found himself near the barn and flew towards it
so fast that his legs fairly twinkled as he ran.
The Foolish White Geese were taking their morning waddle, and Reddy
ran plump into them. Now there was nothing that he liked better to eat
than nice fat goose. Still, he didn't wait, but left them beating
their wings and stretching their long necks to hiss, hiss, hiss, as
they scattered in all directions. I guess Reddy wished his legs were
as long as their necks.
Now in the old days when rich folks lived in castles and robber
knights quarreled and fought every day of the week, there were always
places of sanctuary, where any man could be safe from harm. That is
just what Reddy saw in front of him, a place of sanctuary for himself.
It was funny, but it had been prepared by little Wienerwurst. And
Wienerwurst was really Reddy's enemy, for all dogs like to chase foxes
whenever they get the chance. It was a little hole, just the right
size for Wienerwurst, just the right size for Reddy. The little yellow
doggie wasn't there now. He had dug it that morning to catch the big
rat hiding somewhere below the floor of the barn. He had started to
build a tunnel under the wall, and had been a long time working at it
when Mother Green came from the house. She carried a fine large bone,
with lots of meat left on it, too. And, of course, when the little dog
smelled that bone and meat, much as he liked rats, he just had to
leave his work at the tunnel and run straight for the bone, leaving
the hole waiting for Reddy.
Straight into it Reddy ran, just as Marmaduke and the big dogs reached
the fence and the blackberry bushes, all at the same time. Now
Marmaduke could have cried because the hunter dogs would reach the
hole before he could get there and cover it up, and they would reach
down into that hole and drag Reddy out by his pretty red coat and eat
him all up.
But when he stuck his head through the rail he saw help coming.
Jehosophat was there and he had heard those bad dogs and seen them,
too, coming on with their big mouths open and their tongues hanging
out as if they wanted to swallow Reddy down in one gulp. And
Jehosophat could see the redcoats on the horses not far away. They had
reached the big oak in the field and were coming on very fast.
He looked around. There was the very thing. A nice, broad cover of an
egg-crate. It would fit exactly. So, quick as a wink, Jehosophat
picked it up and clapped it over the hole. Then he looked around
again. It wasn't quite safe yet. But there was the big rock which they
used for "Duck-on-the-rock." The very thing! It was almost more than
he could manage, that rock, but he pulled and he tugged, and he tugged
and he pulled, 'til he had it safe on the crate-cover over the
hole--and Reddy was saved!
It was just in time, too, for the dogs had come barking and yelping
and bellowing, and now all they could do was to sniff, sniff, sniff
around that hole.
Then over the fence into the barnyard jumped the horses; and Marmaduke
came running up; and the Toyman rushed over from the field; and Father
came out of the barn; and Mother flew out of the house; and Rover and
Brownie and Wienerwurst raced from the pond, each one to see what all
the hullabaloo was about.
What they did see was the two boys standing guard in front of the hole
to protect little Reddy, and the big hunter dogs jumping up on them
with their paws and growling most terribly. It was a wonder that the
boys weren't frightened enough to run away, but they didn't. They just
stood their ground. Still, they were glad enough to see Father and the
Toyman close by.
And now one of the men in redcoats had dismounted from his horse, and
Marmaduke called to him,--
"You shan't touch Reddy, you _shan't_!"
He was half crying, too, not for himself, but for Reddy.
The man was taking off his cap. He was very polite, and he bowed to
Mother.
"We'll pay for all damages, Madam, but let us have the brush."
The boys thought that was funny, calling their mother "madam," when
everybody in the neighborhood called her "Mis' Green." And what did he
want a brush for? To brush his fine cap and red coat or his shiny
boots? Or to wipe up Reddy out of his hole? However, the Toyman was
whispering:
"He means Reddy's tail. That's what hunters call the brush."
When Marmaduke heard that, he grabbed tight hold of the Toyman's hand
on one side and of his father's on the other, and shouted:
_"Don't let them get Reddy!"_
But Father was talking to the man. He called him "Mr.
Seymour-Frelinghuysen," and both the boys wondered if all people with
fine horses and shiny boots and red coats had to have long,
funny-sounding names like that.
"It's all right about the damages, Mr. Seymour-Frelinghuysen," Father
was saying, "but I guess we won't give up the fox today."
And Father smiled down at Marmaduke, and oh, wasn't that little boy
relieved and happy, and his brother, too! As for the Toyman, he had a
funny twinkle in his eyes.
Of course, there was a lot of grumbling on the part of the redcoats,
and a lot of barking and growling from the big hunter dogs, but the
men had to get on their horses and call off their dogs and ride away.
"I guess they knew they were in the wrong," said Jehosophat, after
they had tied up Rover and Brownie and Wienerwurst, and taken the
stone and board away from Reddy's hole.
Then they looked in the hole-but no Reddy!
Meanwhile the Toyman had gone into the barn.
"Come here!" he shouted.
So they ran in, and there, in the corner, hidden under the hay was
Reddy, all muddy from the brook and torn from the briars. His eyes
looked very bright, but they looked pitiful too.
The Toyman put out his hand and stroked his fur. At first Reddy showed
his teeth and snapped at the Toyman just like a baby wolf. But that
hand came towards him so quietly, and the voice sounded so gentle,
that Reddy lay still. You see, the Toyman somehow understood how to
treat foxes and all kinds of animals just as well as he did boys,
little or big.
"What _doesn't_ that man know?" Mother had said once, and right
she was, too.
It took some time to train Reddy, for, although he was very small, he
was very wild. However, the Toyman managed to tame him. Perhaps it was
because the Little Lost Fox was wounded and sore and hurt all over.
Anyway, he seemed to appreciate what the Toyman did for him, for all
he was a little wild child of the fields and the forests.
They built him a house, all for himself, and a fence of wire. It was
great fun to see him poking his sharp nose through the holes and
stepping around so daintily on his pretty little feet.
He always had such a wise look. In fact, he was too wise altogether,
for one day he was gone, through some little hole he had dug under his
fence.--And they never saw him again--at least, they haven't to this
day.
At first the three children felt very sad about this, but when the
Toyman explained it, they saw how everything was all right.
"You see," the Toyman said, "he's happier in the woods and fields than
being cooped up here."
Marmaduke thought about that for a moment.
"Anyway," he began, "anyway,----"
"Yes?" said Mother, trying to help him out.
"Anyway, I'm glad we saved him from the ole redcoats," he finished.
And maybe Reddy will visit them again some day. Stranger things than
that have happened. So, who knows!
II
THE BIG BOBSLED
Teddy the Buckskin Horse and Hal the Red Roan had just come in the
yard. They were drawing a big load of lumber from the mill which stood
in the woods on the north branch of the River.
Just before he unloaded the boards and planks back by the barn, the
Toyman picked out a few of the finest and carried them into his shop.
That did look mysterious and suspicious--very pleasantly suspicious.
"I'll bet that's for us," declared Marmaduke.
"You just bet it is!" said his brother.
So each day for almost a week, they lingered around the shop, after
school was out. But the Toyman never appeared until long after five.
He had his cornhusking to do, and he wanted to get all the fall jobs
finished before cold weather.
One week went by, then another. It was very provoking, thought the
boys, to have to wait so long for that secret.
Jehosophat did try once to find out about it. He stopped the Toyman as
he was coming from the barn with a pail full of bubbly milk.
"Say, Toyman, what are those boards for?"
"What boards?" asked the Toyman--just as if he didn't know.
"Those boards you put in your workshop," both the boys answered
together. It sounded like some chorus they had learned for
Commencement.
"Ho ho!" laughed the Toyman, "ask me no questions and I'll tell you no
lies."
He was hopeless. He was forever making queer answers and queerer
rhymes which Miss Prue Parsons the school teacher didn't at all
approve. But Father said it didn't hurt the children as far as he
could see--it just entertained them.
So the Toyman was answering:
_"Ask me no questions an' I'll tell you no lies;
Gooseberries are sour but make very sweet pies."_
The boys had to be content with that information, but it was very hard
waiting.
There came a day when it rained, and the Toyman couldn't work in the
fields, or paint the house, or mend the leaks in the roof of the barn.
Of course, he might have fixed Old Methusaleh's harness, which badly
needed repairs, but he looked at the sky and said,--
"It looks like snow. I ought to get at that--"
Then he bit his lip and the secret was still safe.
Very mysteriously he unlocked the door of his workshop. And the boys
peeked in.
"Where's your ticket, Sonny?" he asked, seeing their two heads in the
doorway. That was his way, you see, making a game out of everything.
"We haven't any, but oh, Toyman, let us in, _plee-a-sse_."
"All right, but don't talk more than forty words to the minute, or I
can't plane this straight," he said, working away at the boards.
They couldn't yet guess what _IT_ was. And it took a good many
hours from his work and chores for the Toyman to finish IT, whatever
IT was. But after about a week they saw standing against the wall four
boards about two feet long, curved like this:
[Illustration]
And four more cross-pieces of a very ordinary shape:
[Illustration]
And one cross-piece with handles:
[Illustration]
Then one very long one like this:
[Illustration]
The thing to do was to guess what they would make when put together.
Just then the Toyman arrived with three barrel hoops. And he worked
away with his tools until the hoops were almost straight. Then he made
little holes in them and nailed them with little nails, very neatly,
on the four long curved pieces of wood. Then he fastened these curved
pieces together by nailing the cross-pieces between. He fastened the
other pair in the same way, and the affair began to look something
like catamarans, those funny boats the geographies say folks use in
Australasia.
[Illustration]
But when he nailed the big board on and attached the steering gear, it
was easy to see what all the time the Toyman had been planning to
make. And when he painted the runners yellow with a little blue edge
running around them, and the seat bright red, with a white star on it,
they decided it was the finest bobsled in the world.
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