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G >> George Barr McCutcheon >> Mr. Bingle




"I'll--I'll think it over, Mrs. Force," said Mr. Bingle desolately. "I
can't be expected to see it from your point of view right at the
start, you know. Let me go on for a year or two longer and then--"

"No," said she firmly, fixing him with a relentless eye. "We would
regret exceedingly to be forced to call upon the authorities in the
case, Mr. Bingle. Of course, you are aware that we can invoke the aid--"

"Oh, goodness no!" cried Mr. Bingle piteously. "You wouldn't think of
taking them from me in that way, would you, Mrs. Force?"

"For your sake and for theirs it may be necessary," said she, and then
wearying of her philanthropic labours, abruptly dismissed him with a
curt: "And now, good day, Mr. Bingle."

Agents from the Society began to visit the little flat; others made a
practice of seeing that the older children went to school every day,
and, if they were absent, to pester Mr. Bingle with inquiries. Once
when Wilberforce had a sore throat, a strange and extremely business-
like doctor called and took a culture, at the same time making a note
of the congested condition of the sleeping quarters.

Then Mrs. Force took to bringing fashionably dressed ladies to the
flat so that they might see for themselves; and docile looking
gentlemen in dark clothes and galoshes came to mutter over the
extraordinary impropriety of allowing boys and girls to live in the
same home together.

Soon after Napoleon was taken away by the bride and bridegroom, Mrs.
Force came with her secretary and interviewed the children. The
secretary took down notes while Mrs. Force put the questions to the
older boys and girls. Mr. Bingle had been virtually ordered out of the
room. Afterwards he was called in to hear the report which showed that
Frederick, Marie Louise, Wilberforce and Reginald seldom had enough to
eat, were always cold and unhappy, and were really quite eager to go
into other homes, if it would help "poor daddy." The smaller children
whimpered, but it was because they were overawed and frightened by
Mrs. Force, who in the Seawood days had always been looked upon by
them as the "bad fairy." Melissa, good soul, openly professed that she
and Mr. Bingle could manage to take care of the "kids" all right, but
in secret she prayed that the Society would take away a half a dozen
or so of the little ingrates.

At last Mr. Bingle agreed to let the children go, but stipulated that
they should be sent direct to private homes, and not go, like a flock
of sheep, into an asylum or Orphans' Home from which they might be
parcelled out singly to any Tom, Dick or Harry who came to look them
over. He also insisted on having the prospective "bidders" apply to
him in person. He would be the judge. He would look them over, and if
they suited him, all well and good; if not, he would keep the children
until the right and proper persons came along.

His stand was a firm one. He refused to recede an inch from this final
position. In vain they argued that it would be the part of wisdom, in
fact that it would be absolutely imperative to take them to a
comfortable, commodious dormitory where the business end of such
undertakings was attended to in routine order and not in the helter-
skelter fashion that he advocated.

"I have just begun to realise," he said, "what it is to try to bring
other people's children up for them, so, if you please, I submit that
I know more about the business than this society knows or ever can
hope to know. I have given them everything. I have loved them and they
have loved me. In adversity I still love them, but I fear that I
cannot say as much for them. They are not my flesh and blood. They
know it, my friends--they've never been led to believe that anything
else is the case. Now, I am ready and willing to carry out my
obligations to them. I am prepared to do all that is in my power to
bring them up in the right way, to make good men and women of them. I
am not willing, however, to palm them off on other people without
first telling those people what they are to expect. I do not blame
these boys and girls for resenting what fate has brought them to. It
is quite natural that they should feel as they do. I do not call it
ingratitude. It is human nature. Even a small boy may reveal symptoms
of human nature, Mrs. Force, if you get him into a corner. Now, I want
to say to you and your friends here that I will let them go on one
condition, and that is that each goes into a home that I personally
approve of and only after I have told the head of that home all that I
know about the child he seeks to adopt. I appreciate your interest in
my behalf and I thank you for your untiring efforts. I believe that
you are sincerely in earnest. But I ask you to do me the honour of
permitting me to get out of my bad bargain in my own way and in my own
time. There is no especial need of haste."

It was pointed out to him that many of those desiring to adopt
children lived in distant states and cities, principally in small
towns or upon farms. It might be impossible for them to come to New
York to see him or the children. He still refused to give an inch.

And so the Society, satisfied that it had achieved a victory, set
about to find fathers and mothers for the nine Bingles, and Mr. Bingle
sat down to wait for the final struggle that was to come, or, more
properly speaking, for the nine separate struggles that lay ahead of
him. The children were told what they might expect in the near future,
and Mr. Bingle's heart was sorely hurt by the very evident enthusiasm
with which they received the news. The younger ones, swept along by
the current, and less subtle than their elders, plied Mr. Bingle with
a hundred eager, innocent questions, and every one of them seemed to
look upon the coming separation as a lark! It was not unusual to catch
two or three of the older ones slyly, but excitedly discussing the
prospective change, and always they averted their eyes and dropped
their voices when Mr. Bingle drew near. Once he heard Marie Louise say
in anger to Wilberforce that she'd bet daddy would keep her to the
last because she was getting big enough to wash dishes and make beds!

The poor man was beginning to lose faith, not in human nature alone,
but in himself. He grimly remarked to Melissa one day that "it isn't
safe to count chickens even after they are hatched, especially when
your eyes are smarting. I thought I knew more than God, Melissa, and
if there was a bramble bush handy I'd jump into it in the hope that I
might scratch my eyes back in again, as the saying goes."

"Well, anyhow, Mr. Bingle," Melissa replied, impressed by this
confession of failure, "as soon as the kids have left we'll have Mrs.
Bingle back again, and that's something to look forward to, sir. We'll
go back to the old way of living, which was the best, after all,
wasn't it? Just you and me and Mrs. Bingle."

Mr. Bingle hesitated for a moment. "When you and Diggs are married,
Melissa, don't make the mistake of adopting a child."

"We won't, sir," said Melissa confidently. She twisted the corner of
her apron for a few seconds and then ventured hardily: "Miss Stokes is
expecting a baby, sir."

"You mean Mrs. Watson, Melissa. Dear me, that is good news. A boy or a
girl? God bless my soul, what a silly question! You see, I'm so in the
habit of choosing the gender in advance that I quite forgot myself. I
meant to inquire WHEN."

"They've been married five months, sir," said Melissa.

Two weeks before Christmas, Mrs. Force came to the bank to report to
Mr. Bingle that homes were in view for six of the children, in fact
for all except Frederick, Marie Louise and Wilberforce. It appears
that people hesitate about taking youngsters as old as these three,
and as steeped in vice and ignorance as naturally might be expected in
boys and girls of that age. She said, however, that the Society was
making a point of telling people how nicely and how advantageously all
of the children had been reared by the late Mr. Bingle. She smiled
when she said the "late Mr. Bingle," for it was a capital joke and she
had every intention of making the most of it.

It was proposed that the applicants should meet Mr. Bingle and the
children at the offices of the Society on the Saturday before
Christmas, which fell on a Thursday.

Mr. Bingle objected. He said he couldn't think of letting them go
before Christmas. These people would have to wait until after
Christmas Eve, and that was final. President Force, coming to his
wife's rescue, ironically suggested to the little bookkeeper that it
was barely possible that other people were in the habit of inflicting
children with "The Christmas Carol." He flushed, however, under the
mild stare with which Mr. Bingle favoured him, and proceeded to change
his tune with considerable alacrity. A happy thought seemed to have
struck him with some suddenness.

"By Jove, Bingle, I have a splendid scheme. What could be more fitting
than that these child-seekers should receive just what they want on
Christmas morning? That's the ticket, my dear," he said, turning to
his wife. "Fix it so that a child is delivered bright and early on
Christmas morning--in its own stockings, of course--and there you are!
A Merry Christmas for everybody, and perhaps a Happy New Year. What do
you think of it, Bingle?"

"Splendid!" said Mr. Bingle. "I wish I could have thought of that when
I was in the business myself. It would have been great to have a new
baby every Christmas morning. I will agree to that, Mrs. Force,
provided I approve of the people I'm supposed to be Santa Claus for."

On the Saturday before Christmas he went to the offices of the Society
with ALL of the children, for the industrious Mrs. Force had produced
claimants for the three older ones, and when he took the brood home to
supper long after seven o'clock that evening, homes and fresh parents
were assured for all of them. To be sure, Frederick and Marie Louise
objected to living on upstate farms, and Reginald howled bitterly over
being promised to a Jewish family in West End Avenue. He had set his
heart on being brought up as an Irishman. Some of them were to remain
in New York City, one was to go to Philadelphia and another to
Bridgeport. Harold, Rosemary and Rutherford were to undergo a complete
change of name. They were going into families where for sentimental
reasons, a John, a Betty and a Jeremiah were wanted. Guinivere stood
in grave danger of being called Prue, after somebody's grandmother,
and Henrietta was to be shortened to Etta.

It was understood that the agents from the Society were to call for
the youngsters on Christmas Eve, so that they might be ready for
delivery the first thing in the morning. The Society was prepared to
attend to all of the legal requirements incident to the transfer. Mr.
Bingle was to sign what he quaintly called a "blanket affidavit,"
covering the entire collection, and that was to be the end of the
Bingle regime.

Christmas Eve came at last. The day had been bitterly cold, and Mr.
Bingle coming in from his final walk with the four small children, who
had been taken out to see the lighted shop windows before the last
supper they were to have together, was blue in the face and shivering
as with a chill. Melissa caught him in the act of removing his muffler
from Rosemary's neck. He had already taken his thin overcoat from
Harold's shoulders, so she missed that part of his personal sacrifice.
She asked with considerable asperity if he was trying to get
pneumonia.

"No," said Mr. Bingle, struggling to keep his teeth from chattering;
"I'm not, Melissa. I'm trying to head off the croup."

"You'll probably have it yourself to-night."

"I think that would be rather jolly," he said. "I haven't had it since
I was the size of Rosemary."

She thought he was losing his mind, and told Diggs so when he came in
at six o'clock to help her with the feast they were to have.

"Get away from that stove, Freddy, and you too, Marie Louise," she
commanded. "Can't you see your daddy is shivering? Hustle now! Don't
soak up all the heat in the room. Let him stand in front of the fire,
you little--"

"Now, now, Melissa," said Mr. Bingle, reproachfully; "don't blame the
kiddies. They're cold and--by the way, is there no steam in the
radiator?"

"I shut off the measly thing awhile ago," she said. "There was too
much cold air coming up through the pipes. Honestly, Mr. Bingle, if
you happened to stand near that there radiator you'd feel a draft."

The children were dressed in their Sunday best, prepared for the
coming exodus. They were neat and clean, and although six months had
lengthened their bodies and shortened their garments, their patches
and shreds were not so vindictive that they slapped Mr. Bingle's pride
in face, if the metaphor is permissible.

"I hope," said he, with his thin shoulders close to the fire, "that we
will have time for 'The Christmas Carol' before they--the--" his voice
shook a little--"before the gentlemen come for you, kidlets. Perhaps
if we were to hurry supper along a little bit, Melissa, we could
manage it."

"I don't want to hear that thing again," said Frederick boldly. He
appeared to be the leader of a movement to squash "The Christmas
Carol."

"Neither do I," said Marie Louise and Wilberforce.

"I want to hear about Tiny Tim," piped up Rosemary, almost in tears.

"Well, you haven't heard it all your life like we have," said
Frederick, scowling at the little one. "You've only heard it twice."

"Dear me," sighed Mr. Bingle, in evident distress. "Don't you want to
hear 'The Carol' before you say good-bye to daddy--forever?"

"No," said Frederick; "and I'll bet they don't read it where we're
going, either."

"Perhaps not, Frederick," said he slowly, turning a rather wistful
face toward Melissa, who had come in with a pan full of coals. "There
is one thing I quite forgot, Melissa."

"What's that, sir?"

"I forgot to stipulate that the 'Carol' HAD to be read on Christmas
Eve in every one of these homes. Dear me, how could I have been so
thoughtless."

"I wouldn't worry about that, sir. You're giving these people enough
trouble without doing that to them. And as for you, Master Frederick,
you'll probably find that instead of reading the 'Carol' to you
they'll take you out in the woodshed and give you a touch of Dante's
Infernal every once in awhile."

"I'll--I'll kill 'em if they do," cried Frederick loudly.

"Frederick the Great!" exclaimed Melissa with vast scorn. "Here now,
you there, get to work and fetch the chairs and stools in from the
bedrooms and put 'em up to the table. There's a couple in the kitchen,
Wilber. Hustle out and--"

"Don't call me Wilber," snapped Wilberforce. "Haven't I always told
you I hate it? Remember you're only a servant. Don't you go--"

"Tut, tut!" exclaimed Mr. Bingle, moving over so that Melissa could
drop the coals into the stove. "Remember you are only a gentleman,
Wilberforce."

"I'd like to know how I can remember it in a place like this," pouted
the boy.

"It's all right, Mr. Bingle," said Melissa cheerily, "I don't mind
being called a servant. It's better than 'hired girl.'"

There was a pathetic attempt at seasonable illumination and decoration
in the crowded living-room, sprigs of holly, some tapers and tinsel,
cotton snowballs and popcorn strands being in the least congested
corners, and the table had ten candles standing in two sedate rows.
These were not to be lighted until just before soup was served, and
each participant at the board was to light his or her candle from the
taper supplied by Melissa.

Over in one corner of the room reposed a small pile of packages, each
neatly tied up with red ribbon. These represented the gifts of Mr.
Bingle and Melissa to the palpably indifferent youngsters. Two bottles
of milk stood on the radiator, which, according to Melissa, was
infinitely colder than the ice box in the pantry. Incidentally, it is
worth while to mention that in one of the bedrooms there were nine
compactly wrapped bundles, each marked by a name, but not tied up in
red ribbon. They contained the few belongings of the nine children,
and they were all ready for the coming of the Society's agents. During
the day Mrs. Force had sent her automobile and a footman to remove the
toys and treasures left over from the reign of plenty, taking them to
headquarters for future distribution among their owners. This was done
while Mr. Bingle was at the bank. He could not have endured this part
of the business.

The Christmas Carol lay on the mantelpiece behind the stove, with Mr.
Bingle's reading glasses, both ready for use.

At six-thirty Mr. Diggs appeared, laden with bundles, and at his heels
was Watson, carrying a tremendous basket. They were clad in huge fur
overcoats, their faces were red from the cold, and their voices were
vastly cheerful.

"Merry Christmas, sir," said Diggs, and "Merry Christmas, sir," said
Watson.

"I've taken the liberty, sir--I mean to say, Watson and I 'ave, sir--
of fetching with us a thumping big Christmas dinner for you, seeing as
you will be quite alone and--er--you might say at peace again, sir.
Melissa, my dear, you will find hall the delicacies of the season in
these 'ere parcels, and I defy hanybody to show a finer turkey than is
in that basket. Wot say, Watson?"

"Fit to set before the King," said Watson with great pride in his
voice.

"Wherefore I say 'Long Live the King,'" said Diggs, bowing elaborately
before Mr. Bingle, whose eyes were shining as he went forward to shake
hands with his old servants.

"God bless my soul, I--I--I thank you, gentlemen," he murmured. "But,
I say, wouldn't it be better to serve some of these things to-night,
before the children go away? What dif--"

"Yes, yes!" shouted the children.

"Begging your pardon, Mr. Bingle," said Diggs firmly, "but it is not
to be thought of, sir. This dinner is for you, and not a morsel is to
be served until to-morrow noon. These 'ere kids will 'ave their little
stomachs crammed full all day to-morrow and we hinsists that yours
won't be if we don't keep a pretty firm hand on you to-night, sir.
Take the things out in the kitchen, Watson, and--and 'ide 'em safe."

"Well, well," said Mr. Bingle helplessly. "I don't know what to say,
Diggs. What would you say, Reginald, if any one was as nice to you as
Mr. Diggs and Mr. Watson are to me?"

"I'd say open 'em up to-night and not be stingy," said Reginald,
following Watson with greedy eyes.

Melissa glared at him. "Just for that I ought to hold back your share
of the chicken dumplings, young man!" Then she got quite red in the
face. Mr. Bingle was looking at her in amazement.

"Chicken dumplings?" he murmured.

"Well, you see, sir," said Melissa, "I thought as how it wouldn't
matter to you if I went out on my own hook and got a few things for a
Christmas Eve dinner--just a couple of nice fat hens, and some
asparagus, and parsley, and sweet potatoes, and--well, just a few
little things like that. Thinks I, we can't afford to let these
children go away without a bang-up meal in their little insides, so's
nobody could think they was ever hungry in their lives, and so this
morning I just stepped out and--oh, yes, I forgot, sir, I DID get a
few hot house grapes and one or two other trifles, just to make it
seem real, not to mention some celery and olives and fruitcakes."

"Quite the thing, Melissa," said Diggs approvingly. "Quite the thing,
my dear. And did the men deliver the ham and firewood I--ahem! I beg
pardon!"

"Are we to have firewood for dinner to-night, Diggs?" inquired Mr.
Bingle, his voice trembling a little despite his good-natured smile.

"Oh, you stupid, blundering English," cried Melissa in a voice that
shrivelled Diggs.

"That's it, sir, I AM a stupid, blundering Englishman right enough.
Blooming fool, sir, if you please. I didn't hintend to mention
anythink but the ham. The confounded firewood slipped in, sir.
'Owever, I trust you'll overlook it, sir."

"I'm not overlooking firewood in this weather, Diggs," said Mr. Bingle
drily. "Won't you sit down? Excuse me for not--"

"Oh, no, sir, thank you. I 'ave my duties to perform. Really, sir, I--
"

"Go out into the kitchen, Mr. Diggs," commanded Melissa sharply. "God
gave you a tongue, but he didn't give you anything to hold it with."

"Quite so, quite so," agreed the flustered Mr. Diggs, edging toward
the kitchen whence through the open door came sounds of rattling pans
and the penetrating but comforting scent of stewed chicken.

"It is good of you and Watson to come down this evening, Diggs," said
Mr. Bingle, speaking with difficulty. "This must be the busiest night
of the year for you. How could you afford to get away?"

"Well, sir," said Diggs, after looking to Melissa for approval or
inspiration, "we decided as how Christmas comes but once a year, and
as the boys in the shop can manage very nicely without us for a couple
of hours, we says to ourselves we would come down and 'ear the
'Christmas Carol' if you don't mind, sir, for old times' sake. Miss
Stokes--I mean to say, Mrs. Watson, will be along presently, sir. She
stopped for a spell, to relieve the cashier while she went to supper.
And--"

"That's enough, Mr. Diggs," interrupted Melissa. "You'll spoil it if
you go on."

"Oh, I say, Melissa--"

"Out to the kitchen with you, and get out of that fur coat. You are
perspiring like everything."

Mr. Bingle called Diggs back just as he was on the point of
disappearing through the door.

"By the way, Diggs," he said, smiling broadly, "have you heard the
news?"

"The news, sir? Is--is Mrs. Bingle--"

"Sh!" hissed Melissa.

"The news about Melissa. She is going to be married in this very room
two weeks from to-night, Diggs. How is that for news?"

"Married? Good God, sir!" gasped Diggs.

"Married to you, Diggs, and I am going to give the bride away!"

"Oh, pshaw, Mr. Bingle!" cried Melissa, covering her flaming face with
her apron.

"Do--do you mean it, Mr. Bingle?" cried Diggs, with beaming eyes.

"I do. I'm getting tired of seeing you two around, so I'm going to
MAKE you get married. Now, don't say you'll refuse, Diggs, for--"

"Refuse! God bless you, sir--I--"

"You see," went on Mr. Bingle, coming to the poor fellow's relief, "I
have a notion that Mrs. Bingle will be home by that time, and--and
we'll get along very cosily here in--but, run along, Melissa! Bring in
the feast! Hey, children?"

The children shouted vociferously, and Reginald, pursuing Melissa to
the door, implored her to take back what she had said about the
dumplings. To his surprise, Melissa kissed him.

Later on, Diggs returned from the kitchen and approached Mr. Bingle,
who was sitting beside the stove with his back to the door, holding
Rosemary and Rutherford on his knees.

"Dinner is served, sir," said Diggs in his most formal, dignified
manner.

Mr. Bingle looked up, surprised by a voice that came resounding down
from the past. The children were already staring open-mouthed at
Diggs, who stood attired in his well-remembered dress-suit, the
imposing, self-contained figure of a butler of the most approved type.

"God bless my soul," gasped Mr. Bingle.

"Quite so, sir," said Diggs smoothly. He drew out Mr. Bingle's chair,
and the little man, completely dazed, sank abruptly into it. The
children found their places, chattering like magpies.

"Lest they forget," said Diggs, leaning over to speak softly in Mr.
Bingle's ear.

Then came Watson, in braid and buttons, stiff as a ramrod, chin high
in the air, and as supercilious as any footman in all the world,
carrying the soup. After a long, dry-eyed stare at the familiar figure
that had always seemed so unreal to him in the days when everything
belonged to fairyland, Mr. Bingle dropped his eyes and began fumbling
blindly for the bone-handled fork at his plate.

He heard Frederick cry out: "I don't want to go away now, Daddy!
Hurray! We've got Diggs and Watson back!" And then came the eager
cries of many other voices, all of one accord. They wanted to stay! He
suddenly knew why.

Tears were streaming down his cheeks. Through the mist that covered
his eyes, he saw the champagne glass that stood alone beside his
plate.

[Illustration with caption: "Lest they forget," said Diggs, leaning
over to speak softly in Mr. Bingle's ear]




CHAPTER XVII

THE LAST TO ARRIVE


Mr. Bingle was an optimist. It seems hardly necessary to make this
statement, but for the purpose of giving him a fair start along a new
line of endeavour we resort to the distinctly obvious, and then
announce that he brushed away the tears and laughed as gaily as any of
them over the surprises that followed the one which momentarily caused
him to falter. He was not given to looking upon the dark side of
things. Even as he sat there at the head of the long table, he
jocosely remarked to Diggs that he would have to borrow a saw from the
janitor the next day and reduce the size of his board by five feet at
least. Moreover, he could practice a little economy by cutting the
excess timber up into kindling wood, and no doubt something could be
saved by putting the over supply of china and glassware on the top
shelves of the pantry where it would be safe from demolition unless
the house took fire or an earthquake came along. Also a great deal
more room could be obtained in the flat by making firewood of the
extra chairs, to say nothing of the prospect of making a library and
conservatory out of the bedroom to be vacated by the boys.