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As Jack was much more inclined for bed than argument, he wished the
farmer good-night, and allowed himself to be driven home. The pain
from the sting of the bees, now that his circulation had fully
returned, was so great, that he was not sorry to find Dr Middleton
taking his tea with his father and mother. Jack merely said that he
had been so unfortunate as to upset a hive, and had been severely
stung. He deferred the whole story till another opportunity. Dr
Middleton prescribed for Jack, but on taking his hand found that he
was in a high fever, which, after the events of the day, was not to be
wondered at. Jack was bled, and kept his bed for a week, by which
time he was restored; but, during that time, Jack had been thinking
very seriously, and had made up his mind.

But we must explain a circumstance which had occurred, which was
probably the cause of Jack's decision. When Jack returned on the
evening in question, he found seated with his father and Dr Middleton
a Captain Wilson, a sort of cousin to the family, who but occasionally
paid them a visit, for he lived at some distance; and having a wife
and large family, with nothing but his half-pay for their support, he
could not afford to expend even shoe-leather in compliments. The
object of this visit on the part of Captain Wilson was to request the
aid of Mr Easy He had succeeded in obtaining his appointment to a
sloop of war (for he was in the king's service), but was without the
means of fitting himself out, without leaving his wife and family
penniless. He therefore came to request Mr Easy to lend him a few
hundred pounds, until he should be able, by his prize-money, to repay
them. Mr Easy was not a man to refuse such a request, and always
having plenty of spare cash at his banker's, he drew a cheque for a
thousand pounds, which he gave to Captain Wilson, requesting that he
would only repay it at his convenience. Captain Wilson wrote an
acknowledgment of the debt, promising to pay upon his first
prize-money, which receipt, however binding it may be to a man of
honour, was, in point of law, about as valuable as if he had agreed to
pay as soon "as the cows came home." The affair had been just
concluded, and Captain Wilson had returned into the parlour with Mr
Easy, when Jack returned from his expedition.

Jack greeted Captain Wilson, whom he had long known; but, as we before
observed, he suffered so much pain, that he soon retired with Dr
Middleton, and went to bed.

During a week there is room for much reflection, even in a lad of
fourteen, although at that age we are not much inclined to think. But
Jack was in bed; his eyes were so swollen with the stings of the bees
that he could neither read nor otherwise amuse himself; and he
preferred his own thoughts to the gabble of Sarah, who attended him;
so Jack thought, and the result of his cogitations we shall soon bring
forward.

It was on the eighth day that Jack left his bed and came down into the
drawing-room. He then detailed to his father the adventures which had
taken place, which had obliged him to take to his bed.

"You see, Jack," replied his father, "it's just what I told you: the
world is so utterly demoralised by what is called social compact, and
the phalanx supporting it, by contributing a portion of their unjust
possessions for the security of the remainder, is so powerful, that
any one who opposes it must expect to pass the life of a martyr; but
martyrs are always required previous to any truth, however sublime,
being received, and, like Abraham, whom I have always considered as a
great philosopher, I am willing to sacrifice my only son in so noble a
cause."

"That's all very good on your part, father, but we must argue the
point a little. If you are as great a philosopher as Abraham, I am
not quite so dutiful a son as Isaac, whose blind obedience, in my
opinion, is very contrary to your rights of man: but the fact, in few
words, is simply this. In promulgating your philosophy, in the short
space of two days, I have been robbed of the fish I caught, and my rod
and line--I have been soused into a fish-pond--I have been frightened
out of my wits by a bull-dog--been nearly killed by a bull--been stung
to death by bees, and twice tumbled into a well. Now, if all that
happens in two days, what must I expect to suffer in a whole year? It
appears to be very unwise to attempt making further converts, for
people on shore seem determined not to listen to reason or argument.
But it has occurred to me, that although the whole earth has been so
nefariously divided among the few, that the waters at least are the
property of all. No man claims his share of the sea--every one may
there plough as he pleases, without being taken up for a trespasser.
Even war makes no difference; every one may go on as he pleases, and
if they meet, it is nothing but a neutral ground on which the parties
contend. It is, then, only upon the ocean that I am likely to find
that equality and rights of man, which we are so anxious to establish
on shore; and therefore I have resolved not to go to school again,
which I detest, but to go to sea, and propagate our opinions as much
as I can."

"I cannot listen to that, Jack. in the first place, you must return to
school; in the next place, you shall not go to sea."

"Then, father, all I have to say is, that I swear by the rights of man
I will not go back to school, and that I will go to sea. Who and what
is to prevent me? Was not I born my own master?--has any one a right
to dictate to me as if I were not his equal? Have I not as much right
to my share of the sea as any other mortal? I stand upon perfect
equality," continued Jack, stamping his right foot on the floor.

What had Mr Easy to offer in reply? He must either, as a philosopher,
have sacrificed his hypothesis, or, as a father, have sacrificed his
son. Like all philosophers, he preferred what he considered as the
less important of the two, he sacrificed his son; but--we will do him
justice--he did it with a sigh.

"Jack, you shall, if you wish it, go to sea."

"That, of course," replied Jack, with the air of a conqueror; "but the
question is, with whom? Now it has occurred to me, that Captain
Wilson has just been appointed to a ship, and I should like to sail
with him."

"I will write to him," said Mr Easy, mournfully, "but I should have
liked to have felt his head first"; and thus was the matter arranged.

The answer from Captain Wilson was, of course, in the affirmative, and
he promised that he would treat Jack as his own son.

Our hero mounted his father's horse, and rode off to Mr Bonnycastle.

"I am going to sea, Mr Bonnycastle."

"The very best thing for you," replied Mr Bonnycastle.

Our hero met Dr Middleton. "I am going to sea, Dr Middleton."

"The very best thing for you," replied the Doctor. "I am going to sea,
mother," said John. "To sea, John, to sea? no, no, dear John, you are
not going to sea," replied Mrs Easy, with horror.

"Yes, I am; father has agreed, and says he will obtain your consent."

"My consent! Oh, my dear, dear boy!"--and Mrs Easy wept bitterly, as
Rachel mourning for her children.


CHAPTER VIII

In which Mr Easy has his first lesson as to zeal in his Majesty's
Service.

As there was no time to lose, our hero very soon bade adieu to his
paternal roof, as the phrase is, and found his way down to Portsmouth.
As Jack had plenty of money, and was very much pleased at finding
himself his own master, he was in no hurry to join his ship, and five
or six companions, not very creditable, whom either Jack had picked
up, or had picked up Jack, and who lived upon him, strongly advised
him to put it off until the very last moment. As this advice happened
to coincide with Jack's opinion, our hero was three weeks at
Portsmouth before any one knew of his arrival, but at last Captain
Wilson received a letter from Mr Easy, by which he found that Jack had
left home at the period we have mentioned, and he desired the first
lieutenant to make inquiries, as he was afraid that some accident
might have happened to him. As Mr Sawbridge, the first lieutenant,
happened to be going on shore on the same evening for the last time
previous to the ship's sailing, he looked into the Blue Posts, George,
and Fountain Inns, to inquire if there was such a person arrived as Mr
Easy. "O yes," replied the waiter at the Fountain,--"Mr Easy has been
here these three weeks."

"The devil he has," roared Mr Sawbridge, with all the indignation of a
first lieutenant defrauded three weeks of a midshipman; "where is he;
in the coffee-room?"

"Oh dear no, sir," replied the waiter, "Mr Easy has the front
apartments on the first floor."

"Well, then, show me up to the first floor."

"May I request the pleasure of your name, sir?" said the waiter.

"First lieutenants don't send up their names to midshipmen," replied
Mr Sawbridge; "he shall soon know who I am."

At this reply, the waiter walked upstairs, followed by Mr Sawbridge,
and threw open the door.

"A gentleman wishes to see you, sir," said the waiter.

"Desire him to walk in," said Jack: "and, waiter, mind that the punch
is a little better than it was yesterday; I have asked two more
gentlemen to dine here."

In the meantime, Mr Sawbridge, who was not in his uniform, had
entered, and perceived Jack alone, with the dinner table laid out in
the best style for eight, a considerable show of plate for even the
Fountain Inn, and everything, as well as the apartment itself,
according to Mr Sawbridge's opinion, much more fit for a,
commander-in-chief than a midshipman of a sloop of war.

Now Mr Sawbridge was a good officer, one who had really worked his way
up to the present rank, that is to say, that he had served
seven-and-twenty years, and had nothing but his pay. He was a little
soured in the service, and certainly had an aversion to the young men
of family who were now fast crowding into it--and with some grounds,
as he perceived his own chance of promotion decrease in the same ratio
as the numbers increased. He considered that in proportion as
midshipmen assumed a cleaner and more gentlemanly appearance, so did
they become more useless, and it may therefore be easily imagined that
his bile was raised by this parade and display in a lad, who was very
shortly to be, and ought three weeks before to have been, shrinking
from his frown. Nevertheless, Sawbridge was a good-hearted man,
although a little envious of luxury, which he could not pretend to
indulge in himself.

"May I beg to ask," said Jack, who was always remarkably polite and
gentlemanly in his address, "in what manner I may be of service to
you?"

"Yes, sir, you may--by joining your ship immediately. And may I beg
to ask in return, sir, what is the reason you have stayed on shore
three weeks without joining her?"

Hereupon Jack, who did not much admire the peremptory tone of Mr
Sawbridge, and who during the answer had taken a seat, crossed his
legs, and played with the gold chain to which his watch was secured,
after a pause very coolly replied--

"And pray, who are you?"

"Who am I, sir?" replied Sawbridge, jumping out of his chair, "my name
is Sawbridge, sir, and I am the first lieutenant of the Harpy. Now,
sir, you have your answer."

Mr Sawbridge, who imagined that the name of the first lieutenant would
strike terror to a culprit midshipman, threw himself back in the
chair, and assumed an air of importance.

"Really, sir," replied Jack, "what may be your exact situation on
board, my ignorance of the service will not allow me to guess, but if
I may judge from your behaviour, you have no small opinion of
yourself."

"Look ye, young man, you may not know what a first lieutenant is, and
I take it for granted that you do not, by your behaviour; but depend
upon it, I'll let you know very soon. In the meantime, sir, I insist
upon it, that you go immediately on board."

"I'm sorry that I cannot comply with your very moderate request,"
replied Jack, coolly. "I shall go on board when it suits my
convenience, and I beg that you will give yourself no further trouble
on my account."

Jack then rang the bell; the waiter, who had been listening outside,
immediately entered, and before Mr Sawbridge, who was dumb with
astonishment at Jack's impertinence, could have time to reply--

"Waiter," said Jack, "show this gentleman downstairs."

"By the god of war!" exclaimed the first lieutenant, "but I'll soon
show you down to the boat, my young bantam; and when once I get you
safe on board, I'll make you know the difference between a midshipman
and a first lieutenant."

"I can only admit of equality, sir," replied Jack; "we are all born
equal--I trust you'll allow that."

"Equality--damn it, I suppose you'll take the command of the ship.
However, sir, your ignorance will be a little enlightened by-and-bye.
I shall now go and report your conduct to Captain Wilson; and I tell
you plainly, that if you are not on board this evening, to-morrow
morning, at daylight, I shall send a sergeant and a file of marines to
fetch you."

"You may depend upon it, sir," replied Jack, "that I also shall not
fail to mention to Captain Wilson, that I consider you a very
quarrelsome, impertinent fellow, and recommend him not to allow you to
remain on board. It will be quite uncomfortable to be in the same
ship with such an ungentlemanly bear."

"He must be mad--quite mad," exclaimed Sawbridge, whose astonishment
even mastered his indignation. "Mad as a march hare--by God."

"No, sir," replied Jack, "I am not mad, but I am a philosopher."

"A what?" exclaimed Sawbridge, "damme, what next?--well, my joker, all
the better for you, I shall put your philosophy to the proof."

"It is for that very reason, sir," replied Jack, "that I have decided
upon going to sea; and if you do remain on board, I hope to argue the
point with you, and make you a convert to the truth of equality and
the rights of man."

"By the Lord that made us both, I'll soon make you a convert to the
thirty-six articles of war--that is, if you remain on board; but I
shall now go to the captain, and report your conduct, sir, and leave
you to your dinner with what appetite you may."

"Sir, I am infinitely obliged to you; but you need not be afraid of my
appetite; I am only sorry, as you happen to belong to the same ship,
that I cannot, in justice to the gentlemanly young men whom I expect,
ask you to join them. I wish you a very good morning, sir."

"Twenty years have I been in the service," roared Sawbridge, "and
damme--but he's mad--downright, stark, staring mad," and the first
lieutenant bounced out of the room.

Jack was a little astonished himself. Had Mr Sawbridge made his
appearance in uniform it might have been different; but that a
plain-looking man, with black whiskers, shaggy hair, and old blue
frock coat and yellow cassimere waistcoat, should venture to address
him in such a manner, was quite incomprehensible;--he calls me mad,
thought Jack, I shall tell Captain Wilson what is my opinion about his
lieutenant. Shortly afterwards the company arrived, and Jack soon
forgot all about it.

In the meantime Sawbridge called at the captain's lodgings, and found
him at home. He made a very faithful report of all that had happened,
and concluded his report by demanding, in great wrath, either an
instant dismissal or a court-martial on our hero, Jack.

"Stop, Sawbridge," replied Captain Wilson, "take a chair: as Mr Easy
says, we must argue the point, and then I will leave it to your better
feelings. As for the court-martial, it will not hold good, for Mr
Easy, in the first place, has not yet joined the ship, and in the next
place, could not be supposed to know that you were the first
lieutenant, or even an officer, for you went to him out of uniform."

"Very true, sir," replied Sawbridge, "I had forgotten that."

"Then, as for his dismissal, or rather, not allowing him to join, Mr
Easy has been brought up in the country, and has never seen anything
aquatic larger than a fish-pond, perhaps, in his life; and as for the
service, or the nature of it, I believe he is as ignorant of it as a
child not a year old--I doubt whether he knows the rank of a
lieutenant, certainly, he can have no idea of the power of a first
lieutenant, by his treatment of you."

"I should think not," replied Sawbridge, dryly.

"I do not think, therefore, that conduct which must have proceeded
from sheer ignorance should be so severely punished--I appeal to you,
Sawbridge."

"Well, sir, perhaps you are right--but still he told me he was a
philosopher, and talked about equality and rights of man. Told me
that he could only admit of equality between us, and begged to argue
the point. Now, sir, if a midshipman is to argue the point every time
that an order is given, the service will come to a pretty pass."

"That is all very true, Sawbridge; and now you remind me of what never
occurred to me at the time that I promised to take Mr Easy in the
ship. I now recollect that his father, who is a distant relation of
mine, has some very wild notions in his head, just like what have been
repeated by his son on your interview with him. I have occasionally
dined there, and Mr Easy has always been upholding the principles of
natural equality and of the rights of man, much to the amusement of
his guests, and I confess, at the time, of mine also. I recollect
telling him that I trusted he would never be able to disseminate his
opinions in the service to which I belonged, as we should have an end
of all discipline. I little thought, at the time, that his only son,
who has no more occasion to go to sea than the Archbishop of
Canterbury, for his father has a very handsome property I believe
seven or eight thousand a year--would ever have sailed with me, and
have brought these opinions with him into any ship that I commanded.
It is a pity, a great pity."

"He never could have brought his pigs to a worse market," observed
Sawbridge.

"I agree with you, and, as a father myself, I cannot but help feeling
how careful we should be, how we inculcate anything like abstract and
philosophical ideas to youth. Allowing them to be in themselves
correct, still they are dangerous as sharp instruments are in the
hands of a child;--allowing them to be erroneous, they are seized upon
with an avidity by young and ardent minds, and are not to be
eradicated without the greatest difficulty, and very often not until
they have accomplished their ruin."

"Then you think, sir, that these ideas have taken deep root in this
young man, and we shall not easily rid him of them?"

"I do not say so; but still, recollect they have been instilled,
perhaps, from the earliest period, by one from whom they must have
been received with all confidence--from a father to a son; and that
son has never yet been sufficiently in the world to have proved their
fallacy."

"Well, sir," replied Sawbridge, "if I may venture to offer an opinion
on the subject--and in so doing I assure you that I only shall from a
feeling for the service--if, as you say, these opinions will not
easily be Eradicated, as the young man is independent, would it not be
both better for himself, as well as for the service, that he is sent
home again? As an officer he will never do any good for himself, and
he may do much harm to others. I submit this to you, Captain Wilson,
with all respect; but as your first lieutenant, I feel very jealous at
any chance of the discipline of the ship being interfered with by the
introduction of this young man, to whom it appears that a profession
is no object."

"My dear Sawbridge," replied Captain Wilson, after taking one or two
turns up and down the room, "we entered the service together, we were
messmates for many years, and you must be aware that it is not only
long friendship, but an intimate knowledge of your unrewarded merit,
which has induced me to request you to come with me as my first
lieutenant. Now, I will put a case to you, and you shall then decide
the question--and moreover, I will abide by your decision.

"Suppose that you were a commander like myself, with a wife and seven
children, and that, struggling for many years to support them, you
found yourself, notwithstanding the utmost parsimony, gradually
running into debt. That, after many long applications, you had at
last succeeded in obtaining employment by an appointment to a fine
sloop, and there was every prospect, by prize-money and increased pay,
of recovering yourself from your difficulties, if not realising a
sufficient provision for your family. Then suppose that all this
prospect and all these hopes were likely to be dashed to the ground by
the fact of having no means of fitting yourself out, no credit, no
means of paying debts you have contracted, for which you would have
been arrested, or anything sufficient to leave for the support of your
family during your absence, your agent only consenting to advance
one-half of what you require. Now, suppose, in this awkward dilemma,
without anyone in this world upon whom you have any legitimate claim,
as a last resource you were to apply to one with whom you have but a
distant connection, and but an occasional acquaintance--and that when
you had made your request for the loan of two or three hundred pounds,
fully anticipating a refusal (from the feeling that he who goes
a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing),--I say, suppose, to your astonishment,
that this generous person was to present you with a cheque on his
banker for one thousand pounds, demanding no interest, no legal
security, and requests you only to pay it at your convenience,--I ask
you, Sawbridge, what would be your feelings towards such a man?"

"I would die for him," replied Sawbridge, with emotion.

"And suppose that, by the merest chance, or from a whim of the moment,
the son of that man was to be placed under your protection?"

"I would be a father to him," replied Sawbridge.

"But we must proceed a little further: suppose that you were to find
the lad was not all that you could wish--that he had imbibed erroneous
doctrines, which would probably, if not eradicated, be attended with
consequences fatal to his welfare and happiness, would you therefore,
on that account, withdraw your protection, and leave him to the mercy
of others, who had no claims of gratitude to sway them in his favour?"

"Most certainly not, sir," replied Sawbridge; "on the contrary, I
would never part with the son until, by precept or otherwise, I had
set him right again, and thus had, as far as it was possible, paid the
debt of gratitude due to the generous father."

"I hardly need say to you, Sawbridge, after what has passed, that this
lad you have just come from, is the son, and that Mr Easy of Forest
Hill is the father."

"Then, sir, I can only say, that not only to please you, but also from
respect to a man who has shown such goodwill towards one of our cloth,
I shall most cheerfully forgive all that has passed between the lad
and me, and all that may probably take place before we make him what
he ought to be."

"Thank you, Sawbridge; I expected as much, and am not disappointed in
my opinion of you."

"And now, Captain Wilson, pray what is to be done?"

"We must get him on board, but not with a file of marines,--that will
do more harm than good. I will send a note, requesting him to
breakfast with me to-morrow morning, and have a little conversation
with him. I do not wish to frighten him; he would not scruple to run
back to Forest Hill--now I wish to keep him if I possibly can."

"You are right, sir; his father appears his greatest enemy. What a
pity that a man with so good a heart should be so weak in the head!
Then, sir, I shall take no notice of this at present, but leave the
whole affair in your hands."

"Do, Sawbridge; you have obliged me very much by your kindness in this
business."

Mr Sawbridge then took his leave, and Captain Wilson despatched a note
to our hero, requesting the pleasure of his company to breakfast at
nine o'clock the ensuing morning. The answer was in the affirmative,
but verbal, for Jack had drunk too much champagne to trust his pen to
paper.


CHAPTER IX

In which Mr Easy finds himself on the other side of the Bay of Biscay.

The next morning Jack Easy would have forgotten all about his
engagement with the captain, had it not been for the waiter, who
thought that, after the reception which our hero had given the first
lieutenant, it would be just as well that he should not be
disrespectful to the captain. Now Jack had not, hitherto, put on his
uniform, and he thought this a fitting occasion, particularly as the
waiter suggested the propriety of his appearance in it. Whether it
was from a presentiment of what he was to suffer, Jack was not at all
pleased, as most lads are, with the change in his dress. It appeared
to him that he was sacrificing his independence; however, he did not
follow his first impulse, which was to take it off again, but took his
hat, which the waiter had brushed and handed to him, and then set off
for the captain's lodgings. Captain Wilson received him as if he had
not been aware of his delay in joining his ship, or his interview with
his first lieutenant, but before breakfast was over, Jack himself
narrated the affair in a few words. Captain Wilson then entered into
a detail of the duties and rank of every person on board of the ship,
pointing out to Jack, that where discipline was required, it was
impossible, when duty was carried on, that more than one could
command; and that that one was the captain, who represented the king
in person, who represented the country; and that, as the orders were
transmitted from the captain through the lieutenant, and from the
lieutenant to the midshipmen, who, in their turn, communicated them to
the whole ship's company, in fact, it was the captain alone who gave
the orders, and that everyone was equally obliged to obey. Indeed, as
the captain himself had to obey the orders of his superiors, the
Admiral and the Admiralty; all on board might be said to be equally
obliged to obey. Captain Wilson laid a strong emphasis on the word
equally, as he cautiously administered his first dose; indeed, in the
whole of his address, he made use of special pleading, which would
have done credit to the bar; for at the same time that he was
explaining to Jack that he was entering a service in which equality
could never for a moment exist, if the service was to exist, he
contrived to show that all the grades were levelled, by all being
equally bound to do their duty to their country, and that, in fact,
whether a seaman obeyed his orders, or he obeyed the orders of his
superior officer, they were in reality only obeying the orders of the
country, which were administered through their channels.